Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

I have a theory…

You do? A fan theory?

No… it’s not a fan theory — or at least, I haven’t come across it in any fan edits or comments… it’s my own theory…

You have your own fan theory?

No — I’m not a fan!!! — It’s just a theory…

Okay…?

But I don’t know if it’s just my own creative brain or if there’s ANY truth to my theory and it’s like — it seems CRAZY! It seems RIDICULOUS! — Surely, I’m fictionalising everything in my brain that I’ve even gotten what little facts I previously knew mixed up. I’ve veered off into a whole other world of delulu and imagination…

Just tell me the theory and I can tell you if you’re on the right track or not…

Well… (sigh)

Yes…?

I think you’re related to one of your bros…

(Chuckles) What?!

I think you’re biologically related to one of your bros…

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAH… Okay yeah, there’s no truth to that theory. Have you been watching some weird movies or TV shows…?

No, I haven’t… I just had a thought about it…

Okay, well it’s totally fiction. Fiction for the blog. There’s absolutely no basis for this really weird theory — and it is just you, you’re right — I don’t think I’ve come across fan theories about this, either…

Right?! But it’s not like I’m purposely trying to use this blog to start rumours or anything… it’s just a thought that I have… I don’t know… I think… you and one of your bros might be… actual half-brothers in real life? Maybe one of your parents never told… (yikes!)…

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA… Yeah, this is a fun theory — it’s fully fiction. But no, it can’t be true.

How do you know?!

I know… the TRUTH… from MY OWN PARENTS… it’s not possible.

It’s not possible?

No… I’m still surprised how you came to this conclusion. Which one of the bros do you think is a biological half-brother bro?! None of us look anything alike!

Mmmm… it’s just an intuitively feeling, baby…

But why?! How?! What was the trigger?! And you still haven’t answered my question. WHO?!?!?!

Perhaps… your roommate…

My roommate?! You think I’m biologically related to my roommate?! (Chuckles) We don’t look anything alike…

I KNOW that on the surface IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!! That’s why I’m also questioning myself — why do I have these intuitive thoughts?!?!?!?!!?

Okay… well… maybe you’re just imagining too many creative scenarios for the blog… it’s definitely not based in any reality whatsoever… it’s okay… you can fictionalise the blog more as time goes on… just turn it into sci-fi… whatever… okay, we’re both clones from the same embryo, how about that? We’re both clones… the failed clones of Older Brother… that’s who we really are… how about that?

(Sigh) I don’t know why I still have this intuitive feeling, though…

I can’t explain it any clearer either — definitely not — I KNOW the EVIDENCE from MY OWN PARENTS — there’s no way any of the bros are my biological brothers, even half-brothers. It’s not possible. IT’S COMPLETELY FICTION.

Okay… well… I just felt like writing about it…

Okay… I love all your writing… this one took a weird sci-fi turn… (LOL)

You’re still amused, you still think this is 100% fiction, just a random tangent in the blog’s interwoven narratives…

Yes…? Is it not…? Are you not simply trying to distract and confuse the reader like all your other weird tangents?

(Shaking head) Actually, this time, I’m not… I just woke up suddenly and I had this intuitive feeling…

Well… my dear… I don’t know what else to tell you… it’s not possible…

Okay… I’ll drop it… but I’ll press publish…

Just in case you’re right one day?!!?!

I’m not sure… I know it seems ridiculous…

(Nodding) It’s a bit bizarre to just bring it up…

Can we just… ask the Psychic for a sec…?

(Nodding) Sure, My Love… let’s ask the Psychic…

PSYCHIC:

If I confirm that they are biological half-brothers, it would cause quite a societal uproar. So I’m not going to do that. Even in a fictional psychic message… All I can confirm is that — the roommate — cares about you like a brother. As much depth and strength of love as a real brother. So you can accept his guidance, or attempts at them. He’s more than just a “work friend” — he’s dependable, and trustworthy. He can be very, very tight-lipped about a lot of things — even more than Older Brother — your real Older Brother. And no, you both don’t have this secret half-brother in him… but he is LIKE a brother… he’s very dependable and trustworthy…

You’ve said that twice now… dependable and trustworthy…

PSYCHIC:

He’s a good bloke… not just someone that the company forced you to be roommates with.

(Slow blinking) (Digesting this)…

Why is this surprising to you, Hunny Bunny?

Because… sometimes he’s such a NAG and on my ASS about random SHIT… he’s ANNOYING…

(Chuckles) Because he loves you like a brother! Don’t you think he’s actually quite similar as well, in reality, to Older Brother?!?!!

(Puzzled) No — not really, I don’t see it…

Well, I see it…

Well — (shrugs shoulders)

He doesn’t sleep well, either, does he?

How do you know?

It’s just a random prediction…

(Chuckles) What else are you going to tell me…?

He has a girlfriend? He has a WAG?

(Nodding) Yes… he has his own WAG… (Don’t tell the fans!!!)

(Smiles) What’s she like?

Oh, she’s very nice! Yeah, I’ve met her a few times… we didn’t actually talk that much, but yeah I’ve casually met her a few times…

She’s not similar to me…

NOT AT ALL… You’re like polar opposites in women’s personalities…

(Chuckles)

But — I bet that roommate would be able to tell you, “Ahhh… women are like this sometimes…” even if — on the surface — it seems like we have different personalities. And, I’m sure that we would have different personalities, actually — but — I just bet that — because he’s been in a long-term relationship — well, I’m assuming longer than your experiences — he’s just… more understanding… more… like… he can grasp it, do you get what I mean? Like if you ask him about any relationship questions or things puzzling you about me — he can help — maybe just a little bit. Maybe you still feel like nobody can ever truly understand — but I have a feeling that he can understand a little bit…

(Smiles) You think I should go talk to him more… let my guard down…

Just a little bit… I don’t think it would do any harm… out of all the “work people” that you can trust… I believe you can trust him…

Well… I’m not gonna promise anything in this moment… but I’ll think about it… I don’t even see him around that much — he’s spending time with his girlfriend! He sleeps better when he’s with her…

Of course he does… Well… when you two do actually see each other… I think you can talk to him…

I’m a bit weirded out that — you’ve never even met him in real life — how would you know? How would you know that this person is “trustworthy” when all you see is his “characters” on stage — like the rest of us? If you didn’t know me in real life first — you would’ve also fallen only for my characters — how would you know that this person is trustworthy?!?!!?

Because… he seems… authentic…

HE seems authentic?!?!?!

(Nodding) Yeah… and that’s unanimous amongst his fans… they are LOYAL as FUCK to HIM!!! They see him as a very, very authentic celebrity… that’s HIS reputation — he’s AUTHENTIC…

(Wide-eyed) He’s authentic and I’M NOT!?!?!??!

(Bruh~~~)

Okay, yeah, I’m not — I’ve created heaps of scripts in my head for my characters — but still… I don’t know how I feel about this assessment!

(Chuckles) You don’t have to feel anything! Just know that… that’s how I’m currently seeing it… okay, you could be right. I could end up meeting him one day through you and be like, “Oh… that’s not… that’s not the PUBLIC PERSONA that we’ve all been imagining!!!” — You’re right, maybe we’re wrong… the fans and I… maybe he’s not authentic and he’s not trustworthy…

(Smiles)…

Is that enough for tonight? Can I please go to bed now…?

(Do you want me to come with you?)

(Chuckles) It’s been… really, really hot in Australia…

Is that what it is…?! Is that why you’ve been so distant?!?! Energetically?!?!?!!?

(Sigh) I don’t have air-conditioning in my house… I just lie on top of my blankets with the fan on blast… it’s not a romantic atmosphere…

Really?!?!! You can’t… you wouldn’t even want to cuddle if the temperature is too hot?!?!

Babe — I’m a LEO STELLIUM — too much heat — too much fire — I can’t handle it. I need… WATER… I need… COOLING…

You didn’t used to say this!!! In the early-2000s, you LOVED the heat!!!

Well… I’m a mature millennial woman now… maybe… the youthful fire-loving chick just simply burned herself out…

(Staring…?! Can’t explain his expression right now)… (also smiling)…

Alright Hunny Bunny — good night… have a good evening…

No love?

Of course — love you.

Love you too…

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