Oooh? You’re gonna let me do some shopping for you?
Yes, my Hunny Bunny — this isn’t sponsored — but yes, I noticed the new campaign Rose for Skims and I like it… I like those looks…
Which pieces do you like?
Are you going to buy them for me?
Sure! Tell me your size — I’ll order them right now.
I’m looking at the Australian website, though… it might not be the same?
Just gimme the link, I’ll have a look…
Okay… but…
Mmm?
What if I’m wearing them and you’re thinking of Rose while we’re making love?!?!
BAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH… that’s not going to happen.
How do you know?!
Because — I’m a GUY — I still have a guy’s brain… when you’re wearing lingerie, underwear or pyjamas — doesn’t matter what brand — I’m not thinking about anything or anyone else — I’m HYPERFOCUSED — on YOU!!! (Eyes wide and staring at my boobs)
Umm… just my boobs?!
(Chuckles) No… (wraps his arms around)… ALL OF YOU…. (Smiling and grinning so wide…) (Smooch, smooch, smooch — already wanting to start)…
Okay let’s get back to this conversation!
Okay… (Licking his lips, smiling, staring…)
I like the little keychain… Heart Pouch Keychain…
(Nodding)… (Adding to cart)…
I like the Cami and Short Sleep set, and the Long Robe…
Cute… you like that colour pink?
I don’t mind it… yeah, it’s nice…
(Nodding)
I like the pants with the lipstick kisses — but I don’t really like the matching tops. I think it’ll look good with their plain pink tank top.
(Nodding)… (Adding to cart)… These aren’t the really sexy items yet…
(LOL) Yeah… is that a problem?
(Smiles) No, not a problem… ma cherie…
Mmmm….
- Lace Thong Bodysuit
- Long Sleep Set
- Teddy
- Dipped Thong 5-Pack
- Babydoll Top
- Cami Set (with the kisses)
- Unlined Scoop Bra (get me one in every colour please)
- Thong 5-Pack
- Cami and Short Set
- Plush Slippers
I think that’s enough. Babe — I’m sick of their website. I’m done scrolling… maybe you can add on a few more “surprises” that you think I’ll like or that you’d like to see on me…
What size are you?
Probably L or XL… (shrugs shoulders)
What about the Men’s? Are there any of the Men’s looks that you’d like to see… on me?
(Giggles)… Sigh… let me scroll through a bit…
(Waiting)…
Umm… maybe just some of the plain coloured boxers?
That’s it?
(Shrugs shoulders) There isn’t a huge range for men and I don’t like their Valentine’s collection for men…
Okay then…
Are you friends with Rose?
(LOL) We’re not the same genre…
I know but you’re all Korean… do you all know each other?
(Chuckles) Yeah… well… through industry people. We’ve crossed paths, yes…
Like what kind of paths?
Okay — yes, we have some mutual friends — we’ve all hung out in big groups, yes…
Really?!
(Chuckles) No — this is all fiction.
No but like… how good of a group of friends?
If you’re wondering about THAT — I can assure you — she’s not my type.
She’s not your type?
No… (shaking his head)… she’s DEFINITELY not my type…
Why?!
(Staring at her) Because YOU’RE my type. She’s not my type! Not at all!
Oh… okay…
(Smiling)
What?
You’re so cute when you’re jealous… (devilish grin)
I wasn’t jealous, I was just wondering…
Ahh — but you were ALMOST jealous… (GRINNINGGGGGG)
(Sigh)…
(Grabs her and starts hugging and kissing her) There’s… nothing… to… be… jealous… about…
I KNOW!!! It’s not even you — I trust HER!!!
(LOL) What?! (Suddenly stop kissing)
I trust her… I trust you’re not HER type — LOL — but I just wasn’t sure if… maybe… if she gave you a chance…
(Shaking his head) It’s definitely not like that!!!
Oh… okay…
IT’S REALLY, REALLY NOT LIKE THAT.
I know… I understand… I can accept it…
Good… because… I don’t want you to think that about me and anybody else. No fuckin’ way!!!
Okay… okay…
(Smiles) Can we please go back to kissing and hugging?
(Nodding) (Smiles)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxxx
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