Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Did you get hacked or something?

No? Not that I’m aware of… why?

Your profile photo changed… and your handle… and your profile status… and you messaged me… on that app that you said you weren’t going to message me on anymore… the fan app…

(Giggles) — Yeah, that was me… I was bored…

(Puzzled?! Expression) You were bored?!

Well — I was missing you — I almost texted “MISSING YOU” — (Giggles)

Why didn’t you?

Because I’m still suspecting that your STAFF are the ones reading the messages, not you?

(Chuckles)

Well? Do they? Do they get to read all the messages on the app?

(Nodding) Yeah, they do…

Right?!?!?! So… I’m not gonna go CRAZY… not on there…

(Laughing)

But… I do get to see it, too…

You do?

Yeah — it’s actually mostly me. I’ve turned off notifications now — I almost wouldn’t have seen your changes — but I don’t know why, I had an intuitive feeling, so then I checked it… and then I saw your profile picture, your handle changed… and there was a love heart emoji for me…

(Teeeheeeheeheeheeheeheeeheee)

THAT REALLY WAS ALL YOU!??!!?! YOU DIDN’T GET HACKED?!?!?! NOBODY HIJACKED YOUR ACCOUNT?!?!!?!?!?

(Shaking head and laughing)

Ohhhh… I see how this is…………………

(Still smiling)

Why are you messaging me a love heart emoji?

Because… I MISSED YOU!!! THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING!!!

Oh? I see, you missed me — but you know that’s not me, that’s my characters…

I know… but… but… I’M STILL — technically — a paying SUBSCRIBER — to YOUR characters!!! Entertain me, please!!!

(Jaw dropped) (The Audacity!!!)

Imagine if I was just another delulu fan — and you’re the ONLY character I’ve subscribed to — do you know how LITTLE you’ve been messaging?!?!?!

(Shocked) I don’t think so?!?!!? I think I’ve been feeding my fans A LOT…?!?!?!

(Shaking her head) It’s not enough, babe… it’s never enough — WE CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF IT — YOU CANNOT BOMBARD US TOO MUCH — EVER!!!

(Laughing) Really?!?! I don’t think even the staff would want me to do that…

Well — do as much as the staff allows — AS MUCH AS THE STAFF ALLOWS! PLEASE!!! MAXIMIZE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Wider-eyed) (Absolute shock)… I didn’t know you wanted that from my characters…?!

(Sigh) — I didn’t know I wanted it either until you STOPPED and just gave DRIBS AND DRABS… like… wtf?!?!?! THAT’S NOT SATISFYING!!! I’M A PAYING SUBSCRIBER!!! GIVE US MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) I can’t believe we’re having this conversation on your fictional blog…………..

(Laughing… no, actually she’s cackling)……………

(Smiling)… and you’ve changed your profile pic… that might even mess with my head a little when I’m messaging EVERYBODY — looking at YOU and messaging?!?!?!

(Teeheeheeheeheehee!!!)

Nobody else has that picture, right?

(Shaking head) I don’t think so — unless it’s one of my friends on my private Instagram who screenshotted that story — they wouldn’t have that image. Unless some hacker DID hack into my phone to grab that image — hopefully Samsung assured security doesn’t allow it — nobody should have that photo… nobody else… just me… I screenshotted my own story, I didn’t even post that image onto a post…

(Nodding and smiling) It’s really you… It’s really my Baby…

HAHAHAHAHA — I thought you knew?!

I did… but… you were just a cartoon image… you didn’t use your real picture… now — my STAFF can see your real picture?!?!?!?!

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

And… your handle…?

I might change that — I was just in a cheeky moment — I am thinking about what else to change that handle to — but I also gotta go to work soon. And also — can’t you see my email?! In that profile?!

(Nodding) Yes… we can see everything, even credit card details.

(Gasp!)

Well… just the last four digits…

Interesting…

How did you guess that?! You’re the one writing the blog…

(Shrugs shoulders) Standard… internet… app… protocols?!

Oh… okay…

There’s no conspiracy theory, if you’ve worked in digital communications, it’s pretty standard parameters to expect with that kind of fan app…

Oh okay… (Yah, not really bothered by it)… so… that email… is your main email?

Pretty much… I pretty much use it for Skype… for Steam… for other things…

(Wide-eyed) You just told the whole blog?!?!

Did I, though…?

Yeah — you kinda did…

But this is all fiction… I could have 70 other emails that I use in reality…

But if someone wants to really, really hack in…

(Sigh) I think if someone was that skilful they’re working for other sinister mafia bosses who can offer them much, much, MUCH MORE MONEY to hack into other things… they’re not worrying about a genre star and their alleged long-time lover/girlfriend/soul mate who also happens to be a millennial woman and the entire timeline talked about on the blog doesn’t even make any sense compared to the actual star’s public narratives….

(Chuckles) Okay fine… so it’s not a high risk…

Not a HIGH risk — never NO risk — but not a HIGH risk…

Okay — your alarm just went off…

Yes darling. I gotta go to work — for realsies — I might not even have time to format this?

Oh, please — it’s easier to read when you format it…

Okay, fine. I’ll format it… I don’t even remember what we were talking about now, I’ll have to scroll up…

The APP — you want more from me — my characters — on the app…

(Smiling) Is that asking for too much?

No Baby — you could never ask for too much — but yes, there’ll be a maximum amount that the staff will be like, “Okay, that’s enough — wait a few more days…” That sort of thing.

Okay. Yeah. Whatever the maximum amount that the staff allows…

You really want that much?!?!!?

(Giggles) I don’t know — let’s SEE it — and then see if I then go, “Okay, that’s enough, reel it in…!”

(Laughing)

I love you!!!

I love you too… xoxoxoxoxoxxoxxox……………………… I MISS YOU SOOOO MUCH……………………