You added “Butter” by BTS to your “100 Love Songs” list…?
(Chuckles) Yes…
Why?
It’s catchy… it’s a catchy song…
Do you really genuinely like it or are you just running out of ideas for love songs?
A bit of both?
(Laughing but also shaking his head)… It’s that hard for you to think of 100 Love Songs?! I thought these songs were meant to be relevant for our relationship???
Umm… you ARE smooth like Butter! How is this not relevant?!
(Smiling but still shaking his head)… Do you actually like BTS?!
(Shrugs shoulders) Sure, why not?
(Jaw dropped) — YOU ACTUALLY LIKE BTS?!?!?!!?!
Well… I went through a phase… yeah… maybe…
YOU WERE A FAN!?!?!?!?
Noooo… just a casual listener…
(Peering)… I’m not sure how I feel about this…
Okay let’s change topics then.
What topic?
I was at work tonight and I got a feeling… you’re feeling confused…
(Nodding) Yes, that’s true… I started thinking about… what did you mean by “Italian Fashionista?
(Chuckles)
I don’t actually have any characters that were in Italy — ever.
(LOL)
This was all just for the fictional blog?
Well… I can understand why you might be confused…
Because there is SOMEONE ELSE who is an Italian Fashionista!!!
(Laughing)
I’M NOT THAT PERSON — I’m nothing like that person!!! And none of my characters are, either!!!
You know — when I wrote it, I genuinely forgot about that person — so that’s why tonight, at work, I just suddenly realised, “Oh… maybe he got confused who I meant by Italian Fashionista”
(Nodding) It’s confusing — who did you really mean? Which character?
Well — maybe the character I’m thinking of wasn’t in Italy, they were in France — but they were a Fashionista! A very CONFIDENT ONE!
All my characters are confident fashionistas…
Yeah… so… ugh… one of them…
You can’t tell me what hair colour? What brands they were wearing? Any other details?
Oh — that would be too obvious — your looks are quite distinct when you do a fashion collab. It would be too obvious who you really are in real life…
How else can I get any more clues about this?!!?!?!?
I don’t know, babe… I just know the character that I have in my mind… it’s SO CLEAR to me…
Ugh… I really wish there was a way that you could tell me…
Well… I’m not going to say what hair colour… but that character had an accessory…
An accessory?
Yeah… sort of like a handbag? I guess?
A handbag accessory — like a man bag?!
(Shrugs shoulders) — For the sake of the fictional blog, this is totally open to interpretation…
(Deep sighs) — I don’t think I know which character this is, exactly…
They were very confident at a fashion party, they were shaking hands with people, mixing and mingling…
That doesn’t narrow it down at all… Was there a vlog about this?
I think so…? I think there was a Vogue feature…? Video…? Maybe…? Fictionally…?
Ahh — Vogue —
Does that help?
(Nodding)
Okay then?
(Smiles)
You know which one I’m talking about now?!?!?!
(Nodding)
You feel confident with that character?
Of course!
Well… yeah… that’s the one I meant — not literally an Italian Fashionista!
(LOL)
Anyway…
MMmm…?
(Breaks into song) Smooth like butter~~~
OH MY GOD… (covering his ears with his hands!!!)
Are you gonna kiss me when I sing BTS songs?!?!?!!?
(Smiling but shaking his head)… (Biting his lips)… I can’t resist… (She’s too cute!!!)… FUCK!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxx
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