Babe — Did you just take a nap, wake up and choose VIOLENCE!?!?!?
(Chuckles) What?!?!
You just added “3D” by Jung Kook and Jack Harlow to our 100 Love Songs list!!!
Uhuh… and what about it, baby?
(Wide-eyed) (Shaking his head) — I’M NOT JUNG KOOK.
I know, babe… (Smiles)
HE’S NOT MY GENRE. WE DON’T SOUND ANYTHING ALIKE.
I know… but it’s a good song! A bit like… Justin Timberlake?
(Head tilting) You like Justin Timberlake?
(Shrugs shoulders) Sometimes… depends… not any of his stuff lately, but… back in the day? Maybe… oh but then there was all that drama with Britney — actually, I’m not sure how I feel about Justin Timberlake…
Okay… but the lyrics, these words — Jack Harlow’s part — why is this part of the 100 Love Songs list?!
Okay maybe I need to change the name to “100 Songs I Love” maybe I do need to do that eventually, but I gotta go to work soon, babe. I don’t have time to edit absolutely everything. I might not even have time to format this post before I press publish!!!
(Still shaking his head in disbelief) — (She picked a JUNG KOOK song — really!?!?!)
Babe, what are you so worried about?!
(Deep breaths) That curious fans might think this blog is actually about Jung Kook — WHO I AM NOT!!!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) Yeah — I agree, you’re not him!
(Wide-eyed) What’s THAT supposed to mean?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
(Giggles) It doesn’t mean anything!!! This is a fictional blog!!!
WOMAN — You are PLAYING with FIRE!!!
(Smiles)
Oh you better go get ready for work otherwise I’m gonna come tie you down and kiss you forever! You won’t be allowed OUT OF MY SIGHT —
(Laughing)
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Curious Fan 1: What the FUCK is this conversation?!?!?!!
Curious Fan 2: We really don’t know… some kind of inside jokes about Justin Timberlake, Jung Kook, and ropes to tie her down or something?!?!?!!
Curious Fan 3: I’m uncomfortable…
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(Smiling) Go — go to work! I am gonna STEW on this for HOURS this evening!!! (Arms crossed, shaking his head, but still smiling)
Bye baby… xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxxx
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