Do you want the new Samsung phone, Baby?
Not really… did you also see Marques Brownlee’s recent review on YouTube?
No?! I don’t have time to binge tech reviews on YouTube. What did his review say?!
Not much, it was just introducing the new Samsung phone…
I saw an ad for it — you don’t like it?
(Shaking head) I don’t need another non-flipping phone… if I’m going to upgrade my already flip-phone Samsung, it’s gonna be a BETTER Samsung flip phone…
You really like flip phones?
(Nodding) Yes! For my main phone…
Why?
Because — I can just launch the camera and FLIP IT like a make-up compact mirror and put on my lipstick with my phone!
(Chuckles) Is that the ONLY reason you like flip phones?
Well, it’s not the ONLY reason… but it’s part of the reason. Yes. I love flip phones. Nostalgic millennial things…
Okay… well… I guess if they release another flip phone, it’ll be Samsung Z Flip 7? Do you want that one when it comes out?
Yes… I guess so… I read through some rumour articles, but nobody is talking about how much more improved the look and feel might be?
You only care about the look and feel?
Well — a phone is a phone! What else am I using a phone for, other than scrolling Instagram, taking selfies, and using my camera like a make-up compact mirror when I need to put on LIPSTICK!
I’m hoping it has like, gold edging or some kind of “luxury” look about it…
People usually just focus on that with cases…
I don’t always want a bulky case! It’ll be nice if the phone itself has some nice design touches with it… elegant, graceful — it’s obviously a phone for girls! Women! Ladies!!!
You think? I’ve seen some guys use the flip phones…
Yeah. True… but they can add bulkier GOLD and other edges, I don’t know. Make it like male luxury, I don’t know…
(Smiles) I don’t really like flip phones…
That’s okay darling. That’s where we can differ… I like flip phones…
So you don’t want a Barbie phone anymore?
Well… if we’re already engaged or MARRIED by the time the Z Flip 7 comes out then — sure, of course — buy me that phone, you’re my Hubby! (Smiling)
(Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss)…
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