Me: I just need like, reassurance from a psychic… like… he’s not… clinically insane, is he?
Psychic: (Shuffles some cards)… No, he’s not clinically insane…
He’s sometimes insecure about you — even with all his success. Even with millions of women that want to throw themselves at him — none of that affects him. Deep in his heart, he only cares about you. And he has these moments of self-doubt, of worrying… he’s kind of got… relationship-PTSD…
Me: But it’s different this time around. I know it’s different from MY end…
Psychic: He knows this too — logically. He just needs to see it all play out…
Me: How long will it take for him to feel okay?
Psychic: When he sees it for himself.
Me: How will he see it for himself?
Psychic: Your campus… it’s not just a whole building dedicated to cybersecurity, is it?
Me: No… we actually share it with some other creative professions…
Psychic: Which creative professions? I’m getting hassled by the guards, guardians and angels — plus his Demons — I can’t even FOCUS with his agitated energies!!!
Me: Well… on some floors of that building, I think there are… interior designers? And… on the ground floor… there is an Auditorium? For like, music students? And also a hallway with soundproof rooms for music students to be in there, practising their instruments…
Psychic: And you often cross paths with these music students on your way up the elevator to go to class to the computer labs for cybersecurity?
Me: (Chuckling) Yes… sometimes we’re in the lift together too?! I don’t know which floors they’re going to, but someone will be in there with a guitar or a violin or drum sticks…
Psychic: They’re going to the library… the library isn’t on the ground floor, is it?
Me: No, the library isn’t on the ground floor. But the main Auditorium is… there’s always music coming out of the Auditorium and there’s a piano in there, too…
Psychic: (Closing her eyes… receiving messages… starts GIGGLING…) (Composing herself)… Oh… he’s gonna go Incognito as a MUSIC STUDENT and LURK AROUND YOU on campus!!!
Me: Oh fuck — why is he doing that?! How will he even have the TIME?! He’s supposed to be on TOUR!
Psychic: He’ll find a way to squeeze it in…
Me: This doesn’t make any sense. He can just say hi. He can just come greet me while I’m there.
Psychic: Oh… not yet… he’s not ready to do that yet…
Me: What’s he so worried about?! Is he worried about the teachers?! The other students?!
Psychic: Actually, he’s not worried about the teachers… He’s fine with the teachers, he doesn’t expect the teachers to do anything weird… it’s the other students… he just feels like — whatever age they are — they’re still “guys” — and that makes him uncomfortable about you being there…
Me: I don’t think it even makes sense for him to be “Incognito” on campus and lurking. There’s CCTV cameras. It’s a small school. Most people know each other’s faces even if they don’t really know each other…
Psychic: He’s going to befriend another music student… He’s going to set up his “spies” — on you…
Me: From DAY ONE?!?!!?! Is this something that’s happening from TOMORROW onwards?!!? Already?!?!?!!?
Psychic: Yes — don’t even bother trying to figure out which music student it is… You won’t get to know for sure — they’re good actors, too!
Me: But — there’s no reason for music students to get to the level that the computer labs are at, for where my classes are…
Psychic: He knows. He’s not worried about anything happening “during class” — he expects that class will be serious. You’re learning a serious topic. He’s more worried about… class break times… morning tea… lunch breaks… if you’re hanging out at the “student café” — People can just sit around and listen to each other’s conversations there, yes?
Me: Yes… I guess they can…
Psychic: So… he’s going to infiltrate via the music students and get them to hang out around the student café…
Me: But I don’t always go to the student café. It’s not always the best food. Sometimes I just bring my own snacks and I’m eating at another area… or sometimes I even drive off to Costco to get lunch. Costco is nearby… Or these days, I even promised some past co-workers I’ll go visit them at their new workplace.
Psychic: That’s GOOD! Do those things!!! REMOVE YOURSELF during BREAK TIMES. He’ll feel so much better about that.
Me: I’m pretty sure… there’s still one other lady who’s going to be in class with me… I’ll probably just hang out with her most of the time…
Psychic: Which lady? (Ahh… his DEMONS are like WHITE NOISE for my psychic abilities! I’m sorry! I can’t see clearly which lady!!!)
Me: I don’t know if she’s Russian or Eastern European or something like that… a millennial, like me…
Psychic: Stick with her, if you see her on campus… Always walk around with her… if she’s still there…
Me: Okay?! And even if she’s not?!!?!?
Psychic: Just don’t hang around groups of GUYS — that’s what he’s most worried about.
Me: I don’t really have any reason to. I never even did that LAST semester…
Psychic: Well — he wants to see it — he’s already got his spies on standby…
Me: Music students?!
Psychic: (Nodding)… music students… they might even… help him… do something… romantic…?
Me: Romantic?!
Psychic: Yes… since you notice there’s always music coming out of the Auditorium when you walk by… since there is always a piano in the Auditorium… there might be a… nice… romantic… surprise… something for you to enjoy and make you smile on your way to class…
Me: REALLY?!?!!? This is starting to feel like a delulu movie…
Psychic: I’ve already told you before… he can’t control traffic… he can’t control the weather… all he CAN control… is MUSIC…………..

