Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Are you going to wear the ring that I gave you?

Huh?

The ring that I gave you. Are you going to wear the ring to class tomorrow?

… Did you really give me that ring?! I honestly can’t remember FOR SURE… if it was YOU that gave me the ring?!!?!

(Fuck~~~~) IT WAS ME. YES. IT WAS ME. I GAVE YOU THAT RING!!!

(Laughing) I’m really not sure if it was you or a girl-friend…

Does the ring FIT on your RING FINGER?

(Nodding) (Tries it on again to be sure) (Nodding again) Yes… yes it fits…

Then — I don’t even care if we’re getting confused with different rings that you own. Even if it’s a ring that a girl-friend gave you and it’s just another stylish ring that happens to fit on your ringer finger — PLEASE WEAR IT WHENEVER YOU GO TO CLASS.

Okay… okay… fine… I’ll wear it…

Thank you…….. (sighs)……………….

It’s not like it’ll make a huge difference?!

Why do you think that?

You know, last semester, there was this other lady — the whole time she didn’t wear a ring on that finger — it wasn’t until the last day of class, she revealed to everyone that she’s actually MARRIED! — She didn’t have a ring on her ring finger!

Did she have any guys try to flirt with her?

No…

Does she look older? Does she look like, I don’t know… 40s? 50s?

I don’t know, maybe mid-40s…

Well — you don’t LOOK like you’re an almost-40 year old millennial. It’s different.

(Peering)… is it, though…?

YES. IT’S DIFFERENT.

You haven’t even SEEN that other lady!!!

I don’t need to see her to know what I know about how “guys” react — to YOU —

Hmph… FINE! I’ll wear a RING — on THAT FINGER — for YOU —

THANK… YOU… VERY… MUCH… FOR… DOING… THAT… I… LOVE… YOU.…

(Chuckling) I… LOVE… YOU… TOO…!!!!!!

Are we going to have angry sex now?!?!?!?!

(Laughing) This time… it’s YOU who started it!!! (Biting her lips) (Breasts heaving)

(Pins her up against a wall)……………. (Moves her to the couch when she wraps her legs around his body and moans)…………..

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Babe, you don’t have anything to worry about… did you know that?

(Grabs her hand and kisses it)… I’ll never stop feeling jealous or possessive…

Okay… well… some people might think that’s kind of “unhealthy” —

They can think whatever they want. It’s how I’m feeling.

You… are set to go on stage soon… and show off your body, your face — to MILLIONS of women on the Internet…

That’s different.

HOW is it different?!

It’s just work. It’s nothing.

(Chuckles) Well… classes for me… is a path towards work, too… it’s semi-work mode… I’m not there to be “mingling” —

I’m never gonna fucking shake off this feeling. Even when we’re MARRIED — maybe I’ll be less dramatic about it, but it doesn’t mean that I’m not FEELING what I’m FEELING.

Okay… okay… anyway, I’ll wear the ring.

What will you say if they ask you about it?

I don’t know… everyone is on a path to working in cybersecurity… I don’t think I can lie to them… I think I will say… “I’m emotionally engaged to a genre star… his name is Common Name…”

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

Yeah… I guess that’ll keep all the flirtatious boys away?! (Shrugs shoulders)

I don’t actually care what you tell them. It’s the ring on that finger. That’s enough to tell them to “back off” anyway.

Really?! Guys LOOK OUT for a “ring” on THAT finger like THAT?!?!?!

(Nodding) They do… they notice it…

This one doesn’t even LOOK like an engagement ring!

It doesn’t MATTER!!! If you’re WEARING A RING — they’ll BACK OFF —

I just wanna check with Google…

GOOGLE:

Yes, most guys will notice if a woman is wearing a fashionable ring on her ring finger, especially if it’s noticeable or particularly stylish, as this finger is typically associated with marital status and can be interpreted as a sign of commitment, even if the ring isn’t a traditional wedding band; this is especially true for men who are actively looking to meet someone new. 

What, is it like a subconscious thing?!?!

No — it’s like a “BACK OFF” thing — doesn’t matter what style your ring is. You’ve put a ring on THAT finger — they’re gonna BACK OFF.

(Sigh) Okay my love… I’ll go to bed tonight even wearing THE RING… so then I don’t forget it when I wake up and go to class, okay? I’ll wear the ring…

(Pouting) I just love and miss you so much…

I know… (Hug hugs)… (Goes to get the ring and put it on the ring finger)…

You’re wearing the ring right now as you’re typing?!

(Nodding) It’s on that finger… this isn’t even fiction — this particular sentence — the ring is on the finger. I’m going to sleep now…

Good night my love…

Good night, baby… xoxoxoxoxoxoxxx