Do you still want a pre-nup?
(Sigh) I’ve got like 5 minutes before I need to go out the door to meet the girls for dinner…
Yes or no, do you still want a pre-nup?
(Deep breaths) Can we talk about this when we get back?!?! Why are you bringing it up so suddenly?! And why do you need a yes or no answer right this minute?!
Because — sometimes you overthink things and I just wanted to try the “yes or no” approach — but obviously it’s not quite working…
Umm… where are YOU at with this…?
What if I didn’t want a pre-nup?
Why not?
Well.. isn’t it kind of depressing?
Hmmm…?
Why are we talking about “terms and conditions” for a divorce before we’re even married? I don’t really like the idea of pre-nups…
Umm… have you seen the statistics?
(Sigh) I know there’s all these statistics… but I’m a romantic guy… I don’t know, I just don’t like the idea of it…
(Weirded out — first time he’s brought this up and I have like, 2 minutes before I gotta)…
You can get post-nuptials, you know… it doesn’t have to be “pre-”
Oh? (Googling)… Okay?!?! Is that going to make you feel more comfortable?
I think… especially for the Courthouse… I don’t want a pre-nup yet… maybe… by the circus in 2007, sure — we can revisit it with post-nuptials, how about that?
(Shrugs shoulders) This is a fictional blog… (putting on shoes, getting ready to leave…)
IS THAT A METPHOR?!?!
What?!
You just wrote in brackets “putting on shoes, getting ready to leave…”
NO!!! (Laughing) I really have to go out the DOOR to meet THE GIRLS for DINNER — otherwise I’m going to seem RUDE!!!
Okay fine. So — in a fictional blog — we’re not getting a pre-nup before the Courthouse. Well just get married. And then — we can decide on post-nuptials… before the 2027 circus…
Okay?! Fine! Yes! I agree!!! I LOVE YOU!!! xoxoxoxoxoxox
(She’s in the car and she’s gone but it’s not a metaphor, she’s literally already going to be late for dinner with the girls!!!)
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