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Last 5 Minutes

Last 5 Minutes

Ewwww… they gave that kick to Butker?!?

What’s wrong with Butker? Who is he?

He made a lot of comments about WOMEN — that MANY WOMEN — including me — found, really really OFFENSIVE

(MMm… don’t know how to describe the facial expression right now)… (Not gonna say anything yet)….

I actually FORGOT about his comments until I just saw his FACE on the SCREEN!!!

(MM-hmm… nodding but also still, not sure whether to say anything)…

Do you wanna know what he said?!?!

(Nodding)

I’m just gonna let Google do the talking for me:

GOOGLE:

Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker stirred controversy off the field this weekend when he told a college graduating class that one of the “most important titles” a woman can hold is “homemaker.” (16 May 2024)

(Trying to hide his laughter)…

You are NOT allowed to LAUGH at this!!! NO LAUGHING!!!

(MMmm-hmmm-hmm-hmm) (Muffling his laughter… trying so hard!!!)

It’s NOT FUNNY!!! Those are OFFENSIVE comments to WOMEN!!!

(Nodding!!!)

Ugh — I feel like, I love the Chiefs — except for Harrison Butker!!!

(Mmm-hmmm???)

Do NOT get caught in 4K mingling with HIM in any social situation amongst celebrities…

Ooh… okay… you’re really being serious…

I’M SERIOUS. I DON’T LIKE HIM. OR HIS REPUTATION. I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO HIDE IT.

Not even for… your cousins?

I don’t think this has anything to do with them…

(Puzzled expression… are you sure…?)

Anyway. I just try to ignore that Harrison Butker exists. If they don’t need a penalty kick, or whatever it is, he’s not around. And I can enjoy the game with the Chiefs.

(Giggling)

I’m still typing this right now waiting to see who wins…

Yes… it’s down to the last few minutes…

Do you like Patrick Mahomes?

I guess so? He’s pretty cool… I used to… watch some interviews… with him and his wife…

But…? I feel like there’s a but coming…

Well — his wife — allegedly — liked a Donald Trump tweet or something?

(Raising one eyebrow)

Yeah, see?! So then the internet HATED HER… I didn’t know what to think. I think I was even following her Tik Tok and then I unfollowed it…? 😐

Wow… just from liking one Donald Trump tweet…

YEAH — Please don’t ever do that as your characters…

(LOLOLOLOLOL) OF COURSE I WOULD NEVER!!!

Yeah… it’s just… I don’t know why she — allegedly — did that?!?!!

(Shrugs shoulders) Who knows…

But I thought they were a cute couple before she did that…

Well… maybe you’re not their target demographic of followers…

Yeah. Maybe not…

What do you like about Patrick Mahomes?

I don’t know that much. But I watched like a sneaker video? on YouTube? Something about sneakers and buying or showing off sneakers in his wardrobe?

Sneakers?!

Yeah — I went through a phase of watching Sneaker videos…

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) — YOU NEVER. TALK. ABOUT. THIS. KIND OF STUFF. ON YOUR OWN. PUBLIC. SOCIAL. MEDIA!!! NOT EVEN WHEN YOUR TIK TOK REACHED ITS PEAK AT ONE POINT. YOU NEVER TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!

(Laughing and giggling) — I know, I just keep this kind of stuff to myself…

Why are you into sneakers?! That’s such a GUY thing!!! (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

I…. don’t…. know….!!! Maybe… for the fashion!?!? I was just interested in learning!!!

(Chuckling and giggling) — Now I need to find out what type of sneakers you like…

Okay, that’s another day’s conversation… I’ll let you know, I promise…

Even the public blog?

Sure, why not? It’s just sneakers. Yes, I can write about sneakers…

Last ten seconds…

(Sigh) Chiefs won! Ooh… is TAYLOR GOING TO COME OUT TO THE FIELD?!?!?!!?

Fireworks… nice…

There’s Patrick… where’s TRAVIS?!?!!? WHERE’S TAYLOR?!?!!?!?!?!?

The coach and his wife…

WHERE’S TRAVIS FUCKING KELCE AND TAYLOR MOTHERFUCKING SWIFT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

Hmm… maybe there were too many complaints —

THERE IS HE!!!

And… that was only for like, two seconds —

Patrick interview —

Wow… 3-peat, that’s kinda impressive…

They haven’t won yet… now they just get the CHANCE to win — It’s not the Super Bowl yet.

(Listening to Patrick’s speech)… I like his speech about the team.

(Chuckles) Yeah I guess it’s relevant to you and your bros, huh?

(Nodding)

WHERE THE FUCK IS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT?!?!?!!?!?!! WHERE IS SHE?!!!?!?!? I’M GONNA CRY IF SHE’S NOT ON MY SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Woahohohohohohoh— LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

I’M GONNA THROW FURNITURE AT THE TV!!!! WHY ARE YOU NOT SHOWING ME MY BELOVED TAYLOR SWIFT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!!

(Ad break)

AHH!!! MY QUEEN IS ON THE SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sooooo happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(He’s happy that I’m happy) ^__^

LOOK AT HER WITH MAMA KELCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

(Giggling)

SHE’S MAKING HER WAY TO HER MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(LOL)

Ohmygosh — are they going to kiss?!?! Last year they kissed!!!

(Giggling)

Why is this taking so long?!?!!? Why is it just a wide-view of the stadium?!?!?!?!

Ohhh… maybe they didn’t want footage of the kiss this year…

WHAT??!?!?!?! YOU’RE TELLING ME CELEBRITIES HAVE A RIGHT TO PRIVACY?!?!?!?! IN THEIR PRIVATE MOMENTS WITH THEIR BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS?!?!?!?!?!

(ROFLMAO)~~~~~~~~~

(Another ad break)

I have The Alchemy in my head right now… waiting for this scene…

(Smiling)

Oh my gosh… I think, I think they really skipped it…

(Nodding) They gave them some privacy this year…

Maybe it’s just this channel that I’m watching. I’m sure we’ll see some fan cams on social media…

(Half-chuckle)… (shrugs shoulders)…

Last year Travis was like, “YOU GOTTA FIGHT! FOR YOUR RIGHT!!! TO PARRRTAYYY!!!

(Chuckles) — He’s not even on the screen right now…

Oh my gosh, this is so weird…

Well it’s supposed to be about FOOTBALL — not Taylor Swift?!?!

(Appalled) — ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!? I’M THE TV VIEWER. I JUST SAT THROUGH ALL THOSE ADS — JUST TO NOT GET TO SEE MY BELOVED QUEEN KISS HER KING?!?!?!!?

Ohhhh… there he is. Travis is on the screen.

(Puts down the chair she was in the middle of picking up) Oh, thank GOD — I was about to throw this…

(LOLOLOLOLOL)

… They’re interviewing Travis…

… This kind of sounds… scripted?

You think so? — OOohh THERE’S TAYLOR!!!

Heh… Travis is kinda funny…

He’s HILARIOUS. EVERYONE LOVES HIM.

(Chuckles)

They’re showing ads for Australian Idol on this channel…

(LOL) Are you gonna watch it?

(Shaking head) No, I don’t really care… (LOL)

Is that it?! Is the AFC over? Are you going to turn off the TV?

Hmmm… yeah, it’s over. I’m definitely going on social media to see if there’s any FAN CAMS of what actually happened on the FIELD!!!

(Smiling) Okay… (forehead kisses) you go do that today… I’m gonna go into my man cave and write some songs… play some music…

(Smiling) Love you!!!

LOVE YOU TOO… XOXOXOXOXOXOX