Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Psychic: You don’t sleep very well, do you?

Me: Yeah… well, I’m often tossing and turning…

Psychic: (Eyes closed, nodding)… That’s what they’re telling me…

Me: It even makes me worried, how can I live with a man one day?! I’ll be kicking him in bed?! (Laughs)

Psychic: Ahhh… (Closing eyes)… Oh, that won’t happen with your Soul Mate.

Me: Oh?

Psychic: No — when you’re with your Soul Mate, you sleep like a log. — If you don’t sleep well with any other man, that man is not your Soul Mate. You’ll only sleep well when you’re next to your Soul Mate. — Have you experienced this with anyone else before?

Me: I’m not sure… it’s not like I kept a sleep diary with my past relationships… but I remember one ex — I didn’t sleep well at all. In fact it was the other way around! After sex, he just slept like a log and I had too much energy, I needed to go make a sandwich or clean the kitchen. It didn’t help me to sleep AT ALL…

Psychic: Oh no, no, no, that one was NOT your Soul Mate. That one activated your “fight or flight” mode in your nervous system — that’s why you felt like you needed to clean the kitchen! Oh no, no, no, no, — when you’re with your Soul Mate, you sleep like a log!!! Are you sure you haven’t experienced that with anyone else before…?

Me: I’m not sure…

Psychic: (Eyes closed, listening)… There was one… but you think it was the alcohol… (Shaking head)… It wasn’t the alcohol. You weren’t even that drunk! It was him. That’s your Soul Mate. Don’t you remember?! You’ve only ever slept WELL when you were with HIM… physically next to you.

Me: (Weirded out)… Really?!

Psychic: Yes — and — there’s a photo… there’s a photo of you “sleeping” like sleeping beauty. But you weren’t with your Soul Mate, you were just posing… do you remember the photo?

Me: Yeah. I know the photo. Yes, I was just posing… I wasn’t actually asleep…

Psychic: Yeah — so NONE of the people who were around you when that photo was taken was your Soul Mate. You were just POSING… it wasn’t a real moment of you in a sleeping state. You were just posing… Like a fashion model… Your REAL sleeping state — has only been seen by your Soul Mate… don’t you remember him?!!?!

Me: I don’t know… (Not sure what to believe anymore)… Does he sleep well? My Soul Mate? When he’s with me?

Psychic: Yes, yes he does. He sleeps much better when you’re next to him as well. You’re both a little… neurotic? Sometimes… You’re both a little “nutty” — actually! (Chuckles)… You’re both… highly intelligent — so your minds can be like race cars, just going over a lot of things… it’s only when you’re together — physically together — that you’ll both get better sleep. For you, what is it now? Average? 6 hours? 8 hours?

Me: I think so…?

Psychic: I think it’s 6 hours deep sleep or 8 hours of tossing and turning. You never get the full 8 hours of deep sleep.

Me: Yeah, that sounds about right…

Psychic: Well — when you’re physically next to him, it’s either 8 or even up to 10 hours of FULL, DEEP SLEEP. Actually restorative, rejuvenating sleep. You’ll always wake up feeling REFRESHED, when you sleep next to him. You don’t even have had to “sleep” together — making love — just when you’re resting next to him. It’s him. It’s him being physically next to you — it always allows you to have a good night’s rest. To have full, deep sleep.

Me: (At this point still hadn’t connected the dots of who the “Soul Mate” is…) Really…!??!?!?! (Almost an expression of disbelief)… I just can’t picture who this is right now…

Psychic: Go sleep with other guys! You’ll see — you never sleep well with ANY of them. Only your Soul Mate, you’ll get a good night’s sleep.

Me: Ugh, that’s okay I don’t think I need to do those sorts of experiments…

Psychic: Well — you’ll know it when it’s your Soul Mate. You’ll get a good night’s sleep. And when you’re apart — even if you’re married — if it’s long distance, then you’ll start the tossing and turning again. You just NEED him next to you. Physically. That’s the only time you’ll get good sleep.

Me: So… he’s my sleeping pill?

Psychic: Pretty much. He’ll have that effect on you — naturally. You won’t need any sleeping pills when he’s with you. Do you take sleeping pills now?!

Me: Sometimes… I take herbal tablets for sleep…

Psychic: Yeah. That’s the only times you’ve had the deep 6 hours of sleep, isn’t it?

Me: Yes, but I don’t wake refreshed.

Psychic: No, you don’t. I’ve tried those herbal sleep tablets as well! You never wake up feeling refreshed!

Me: Yeah… like I know I slept. I know my body needed deep sleep… otherwise it would’ve been worse…

Psychic: Actually, your Soul Mate doesn’t get the full 8 hours of deep sleep either. He doesn’t need it.

Me: Really?!

Psychic: Your Soul Mate — right now he’s averaging… ohh… 3 to 4 hours each night. 3 is a really bad night… but when he’s with you — he’ll get up to probably around 6 hours of deep sleep. Which is a LOT for him… he’ll be like, “Wow, I actually slept for 6 whole hours?!” The first few times it’s really going to amaze him. And then when you’re apart again — he’ll notice it. “Damn — it’s back to 4 hours of sleep because she’s not with me…”

Me: Is that healthy, though? Why doesn’t he get 8 hours of sleep?

Psychic: He doesn’t need it. 6 hours will be a lot for him. And he’ll wake up feeling REFRESHED when you’re next to him. He never feels refreshed in the morning. Only when you’re next to him. He’ll feel so happy he’ll go and make you both breakfast, while you’re still sleeping!

Me: (Chuckles) — Oh no, that’s not how a Taiwanese wife should behave… I’m supposed to wake up before my husband!

Psychic: (Shaking her head) — FORGET THAT — He’s going to make you both breakfast when you’re together. You’ll make him dinner, he’ll make you breakfast.

Me: Oh? What about lunch?

Psychic: Lunch you’re probably just making it together. But in the mornings — because you sleep longer, and he’s not as pressured in the mornings. He’s just starting to get his bearings — he likes making you breakfast. It brings him joy. He likes doing it. Lunch time — making it together or even going out to eat. By dinner time — if it’s not a dinner date, then you’re making it for him. Because sometimes, by the evening — he’s in “work mode” again… he could be in his man cave for a few hours, working on some things… but then when you let him know dinner’s ready, he’ll take a break and enjoy dinner with you, together.

Me: Oh okay… I guess that sounds nice…

Psychic: And then he goes back to his man cave, unless he wants to make love… or he’ll want to make love after spending a bit more time in his man cave…

Me: (Puzzled) But then… what am “I” doing?!

Psychic: You’re cleaning the kitchen!!! It’s the other way around — you’ll clean the kitchen FIRST, then make love to him, or wind down in bed together — and then you’ll have a really, really good night’s sleep.

Me: Oh, so it’s not him. It’s me doing household CHORES… that’s making me sleep better?!

Psychic: No, no, no, no — don’t you clean the kitchen now?! As a single woman?! Are you getting a good night’s sleep?!

Me: Hmm… I suppose you’re right…

Psychic: It’s him. It’s definitely him. You don’t feel good sleeping next to ANYBODY except for him. Even if you have to share a hotel room with a co-worker or anything else like that — actually that’s even worse.

Me: Yes, it really is even worse. I don’t like having to share hotel rooms or spaces where I sleep with any other human beings.

Psychic: Yeah. It’s even worse. You’re probably tossing and turning for 4 hours if you have to do that, aren’t you?

Me: Yeah. Or I don’t sleep at all. It sucks. I can’t share hotel rooms with co-workers or friends or even family. I hate it.

Psychic: Yeah — because you’re sensitive. You’re sensitive to energies. The only GOOD energy you like having next to you when you’re ready to sleep — is his.