I wanna go to Balenciaga with you… I mean, I want you to take me to Balenciaga…
Is this a euphemism for something?! Are you speaking in code?!?!
(Giggles) No! I mean — literally — the fashion store, Balenciaga. I want you to take me there when you’re here and we’re just hanging out!
(LOL) Why Balenciaga?
I mean, of course I want you to take me LV, Gucci, Prada — all those luxury stores as well. But Balenciaga is the one store that Taiwanese Bestie and I just don’t step foot into…
Oh? You find it intimidating?
(Shaking head) No…
Then what is it?
Do you remember… when I made those Tik Toks making fun of Kim Kardashian?
(Thinking back)… (LOL)… So you’re embarrassed to go into Balenciaga by yourself because you once made fun of Kim Kardashian, even though you’ve deleted those Tik Toks by now, and also you made some comments about Balenciaga when there was the internet “cancellation” of that brand —
(Nodding and chuckling) Yes… I mean, sure the staff wouldn’t know anything like that about me. But still! Maybe it is my guilty conscience?! I just jumped on that internet bandwagon of bullying and appalled righteousness!!! — I don’t know, I just kind of steer away from Balenciaga now… but I’m curious to go! I look at the stuff on their website! On their Instagram! But I just don’t step foot in the store… I think if you were Mr Incognito and just holding my hand throughout the entire time we’re in the store, I’ll feel much more comfortable to just browse around Balenciaga…
(Laughing) Okay, sure. That’s not a problem…
(Giggles)… You’re my Balenciaga Daddy…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH……………… I don’t know if I want that reputation!!!!!!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
I don’t think they have that “reputation” anymore — the one that got them cancelled…
You think so? You think the Internet forgot about it?
Well… (shrugs shoulders)… they’re still around… I don’t MIND the fashion for the fashion, you know? If there’s bad people in every industry, it wouldn’t be surprising that at some point there’s bad people that got caught in 4K being “bad people” by the internet — but it’s been years, now… I don’t know… maybe I’ll know for sure when I’m actually in the store. Since I haven’t stepped foot in the store — it’s still my imagination. I’ll know from the vibes when I actually step foot in the store.
What kind of vibes are you looking for?
Well, Hunny Bunny — I’ve worked in retail. I know a genuine retail worker from a fake one. I know what it’s gonna be like — when I step foot in the store. I’ll know if there’s anything dodgy going on with the Big Bosses if the retail workers are just so… (weird expression on her face, can’t describe)… you know what I mean?!?!?!!?
(Nodding) Okay. Sure. I guess I know what you mean…
Yeah… like… I do want to go into a Balenciaga store… at least once… just to suss out their vibes… just to know for myself — is it really like what the Internet accused it of?! Or… is it something miscommunicated? Misunderstood about their “reputation” and lots of false rumours? Or was it just one or two particular incidents, which are now weeded out? It’s been years — maybe they’ve weeded them out… but how would I know!? I’ve never stepped foot inside of a Balenciaga store!
(Smiling) Okay, I’ll hold your hand. I’ll be your Protector at the Balenciaga store.
(BIG SMILES) I love you!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
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