Which of my characters… do you find… MOST attractive?
(Chuckling) Why are you asking…? I’m never gonna meet them anyway…?!
Yes but when I’m me — I’m still a me version of me — Does that make sense?! Like I could still be me but dress similarly to the characters, in my own way… I want to know… what colour combinations… “trigger” you… in an attractive way…
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAH… “trigger” me?!?! In that way?!?! I don’t know if there is one…
I think there’s gotta be… a few… tell me…
Okay. Maybe black.
Black?
When you wear black clothing. Doesn’t matter what hair. I mean, when your characters — wear black clothing — whether casual, smart, punk, whatever… black clothing…
You’re attracted to my characters when they wear black clothing?
(Smiles)
Why?!
(Shrugs shoulders) I don’t know…
What is it about black clothing?
I DON’T KNOW…
Which hair…?
Any hair, and black clothing…
Even blue hair?!
I don’t think I’ve seen a picture of your characters with blue hair and black clothing?
Blonde hair?
(Smiling, chuckling?! Giggling?! Shy kind of… 蠟筆小新 laugh…)
(Wide-eyed) BLONDE hair… and BLACK clothing…?!
(Still… 蠟筆小新 laugh…) (Covering her mouth with her hands and trying to muffle the laughter)…
WHAT?!?!?!?! (Getting excited)
(Giggling shyly…)
It’s the blonde character. When the blonde character wears black clothing?!
NO… sometimes I’ve liked the blonde dude with white denim, remember?!
Right… but… something about black though — you’re not always attracted to the blonde dude when he wears white. When he’s in a white suit, you don’t care as much.
(Nodding) White suit… I can see blonde dude in a white suit at the Chapel. I can see that, and it’s not going to “break me” at the Chapel. I’ll be demure. I’ll be graceful… yes…
(Strange?! Facial expression??!?!) What does that mean… “break you”….?
Well — there’s no “weakness” in me…
(LOL)… WHAT?! There’s a WEAKNESS with blonde hair and BLACK CLOTHING?!?!?!
(Trying to turn her face away and hide more laughing…)
(Blushing) You like… the MAFIA DUDE?!?!!
What mafia dude!?!?!?
There’s one character… he’s got blonde hair, black clothing — smart, black clothing… you like, that guy? Some people call him a Mafia Boss… he looks like he could be an Asian gangster.
(Trying to hide her face and giggles)……………
WHAT?!?!?!!? THE MAFIA DUDE IS THE ONE CHARACTER THAT TURNS YOU ALL THE WAY ON?!!?!?!?!?!?
No……… that’s not true. You can’t make that statement……………..
Who else?! Which other character?
I thought we’ve been through this?
Yeah but now I need more specifics. I WANT MORE DETAILS. I want RANKINGS.
(Sigh) You want actual rankings…
YES.
(Sigh)…
- Mafia Dude
- Fashion Magazine Dude — blonde hair, black suit…
- Black hair, leather jacket…
- Blonde hair, white denim…
- Greyish (?) hair, punk looks…
(Smiling)
What?
Nothing. I’m glad I got your rankings. Last time it was just a list, not a ranking.
(Chuckles) And…?
I agree, I should wear a white suit in the Chapel. And I’m gonna do that… with the Pagan side quest — ?
Linen suit.
Linen suit?
Yes, for the Pagans — linen suit.
(Nodding) Okay. For the Pagans, linen suit… Then, by the evening Reception…
(Deep breaths, breasts heaving… eyes closed at longer blinks…. head slightly tilting… pursing her lips together trying to hide a smile…)
(Eyes — BIGGER — what is this PHYSICAL REACTION out of her body right now?!) Black… suit…? Blonde… hair…….?
(Licks her lips, nodding… trying not to look him in the eyes… lip biting…)
(EYES — BIGGER AND BIGGER — STARING AT HER TRYING NOT TO LOOK AT HIM) Blonde hair and black suit??!?!?!!?!!?!?!
(Still can’t look at him… lip biting, nodding, and smiling… cheeks turning red…)
(Sudden realisation…) OH… HOHOHOHOHOHOHOH…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA…. OKAY. THAT’S IT. THAT’S WHAT I’M WEARING TO OUR WEDDING RECEPTION. I’LL HAVE BLONDE HAIR AND I’LL WEAR A BLACK SUIT.
(Still feeling really shy and not even looking at him!!!!!)
(Comes to hug her from behind) (Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss)
You know the only exception to this rule would be if you had blonde hair and black — Buddhist monk’s robes…
Oh?!
Yeah — That would be the only neutralising black clothing. Blonde or black or any other colour hair…
I’m not going to wear Buddhist monk’s robes…
Yeah. So that’s the only exception. Then that is completely neutralised.
Okay?! (Smiles) (Shrugs shoulders)… What if I wear a black tank top? With blonde hair?
(Really can’t hide the smiling and red cheeks… really, really red cheeks and trying so hard to hide her smiles and… almost giggling…) (Don’t even want to look him in the eyes)… (Shoulders shaking uncontrollably from trying to hide this type of giggling…) I’m not sure, I’ve never seen you wear that, not even your characters… I don’t think?
My characters have had blonde hair with white tank top. Did that do something?!
(Shrugs shoulders, smiling) It was alright…
(Head tilts — staring) Look me in the eyes. It needs to be black? A black tank top???
(Looks him in the eyes)… (Breasts heaving from a shortness of breath….) (Smiling)… (Licking her lips unconsciously with lip biting)… (Groins… feeling a warming sensation)… Trying to adjust her hair…
YOU’RE TRYING TO DEFLECT ME WITH YOUR HAIR — YOU ARE TRYING TO GET ME DISTRACTED — YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKE “ME” WEAK — WITH YOUR HAIR….
(Uncontrollable giggling now)
(Going in for the BIG HUG)……………………
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