Who is that?
Huh?! It’s me?! What?!
Why are you wearing glasses? Are those prescriptions?
Yes… I told you, I’m slightly short-sighted…
But you don’t even wear glasses at work. I’ve never seen — in any of your social media — even photos when out with friends, you never wear glasses. The whole time we were dating, you never wore glasses.
These are just glasses I wear around the house when I’m at home. You’ve never lived with me. I wear these glasses… at home.
You do?!
Yeah… Do you think it’s cute…?
(Smiling) Of course… but I was just surprised… intrigued… who… IS that?!?!? Is she a new character, what’s happening?!?!
(Chuckles) She’s a new character who needs glasses… TO SEE! (Laughing)
(Shaking his head) She’s cute… she’s really, really, cute…. (devilish grin)
(Stop it…!)
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