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Baby Swiftie

Baby Swiftie

How was work today, My Love?

It was pretty normal… but towards the end a little girl absolutely made my day.

Oh? A little girl?

Yes — she came in wearing a pink Eras Tour T-shirt, and matching pink shorts. It was the cutest thing!!!

Oh? What umm… culture… do you mind me asking?

I have no idea… is it offensive to say, maybe her parents were Indian? I have no idea!

Oh… okay?

Yeah, but her mother was really nice. I couldn’t help my delight, “Oh she’s SO CUTE!!!” And her mother was telling me, “I’ve spent so much money on Taylor Swift merch. We’ve got Taylor Swift water bottles, Taylor Swift lunch boxes, everything in her room is Taylor Swift!!!”

How old was she?!

I don’t know, maybe 8 years old? I’m really not sure…

Aww… that’s cute…

It really was!!! It actually made me start feeling clucky on my drive home. Can you believe it?! I was thinking, that would be so cute to have daughters one day and raise them as Baby Swifties…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… (Ahem) Why not MY fans?!?! Why not BABY-MY-FANS?!?!?!

(Chuckling) — It doesn’t matter about YOU!!! (LOLOLOL) I want to raise Baby Swifties!!!

No! I want to raise BABY-MY-FANS!!!

(Laughing)