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Hair Contemplations

Hair Contemplations

Yes my Hunny Bunny, what’s wrong?!

(Chuckles) Why are you calling me that?

I don’t know… I’m just in a mood to call you my Hunny Bunny… sometimes I call the dog that too…

(Chuckles)

You seem a little down about something… that’s why I’m poking fun. What’s wrong?!

(Sigh)… I’m just thinking about… my hair…

Okay? Your hair? Did you know — the AI algorithm is starting to get you confused with other genre stars on my feed and it’s been suggesting these new faces to me that I don’t even know. I can just tell they are other genre stars but I don’t know who they are.

Oh…? Interesting…

Yeah. Like some are Japanese, some are Korean, some aren’t even male…

(LOL)

But they’re blonde. They’ve been suggesting blonde stars in my feed.

Is this because you’re clicking on the BLONDE videos of ME?!?!?!

Not you — your characters.

Okay — slight difference in semantics, but are you clicking more on blonde characters of me?

(Giggles)….

Why?!

I don’t know… I don’t know why I do that… (Laughing)

Are you… more attracted… to my blonde characters…?

(Laughing) Why would I admit to THAT?!?!!?

Just answer the question, please…

I’m not going to answer this question because I haven’t even MET the blonde characters. I’m not answering this question.

HOW MANY VIDEOS ARE YOU CLICKING ON?! WHAT IS THE PERCENTAGE OF BLONDE TO BLACK HAIR VIDEOS OF ME AS MY CHARACTERS?!?!?!!?

(Giggling)… I don’t know… maybe… 80% blonde, 15% black, and 5% other colours of hair? Okay? IF I really had to break it down…

ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS!?!?!?!?! YOU REALLY LIKE ME BLONDE THE MOST?!?!!?

I’m not saying that. I’m just saying that I’ve been clicking on them… and I don’t even know why, I have NEVER interacted with you in REAL LIFE whilst you were blonde.

Yes you have.

Have I?!?!

Yes — the puppy boy, remember? You didn’t like him…

Oh — that wasn’t YOU. That was a character!!!

Hmm…

It wasn’t a MATURE MAN who JUST HAPPENED to be BLONDE…

You want… a blonde millennial…?

(Giggles) I don’t know… nobody’s ever seen THAT?! Nobody’s ever caught THAT on camera?!?!?!?!

(Laughing)