(Cackling already at the title)… Yes, My Love?
(Laughing) I just had an idea…
What idea?!?!? Does it have anything to do with the title?!?!? Are we still talking about our Wedding plans?!?!?!!?
(Laughing and nodding… laugh-crying)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……………… Please! Tell me more!!! What about this idea?!?!?!?!
Well… (deep breaths from laughing)… you know, we’ve honoured the Buddhists, we’ve honoured the Christians… but like, our GOTH friends — our friends who are just politely obligingly attending because they don’t want to be rude and they’re genuine friends and they live in South-East Queensland, they can make it to the wedding… but sometimes, you know, sometimes all the cheesy typical mainstream wedding stuff — IT’S FUCKING EXHAUSTING.
(Laughing)
We need to give them a break room! We need to give them a horror movie lounge! They don’t have to bring kids in there. It’ll be monitored by the hotel staff. But for adults — who just want a BREAK — let them go in to watch Village of the Damned, American Psycho, whatever else you feel like putting on loop.
(LOLOLOLOL) I think Village of the Damned is enough. I’m not sure why you brought up American Psycho?
Well… okay, fine. Village of the Damned, then.
Why American Psycho?!
I don’t know… the horrors of being a corporate millennial?!!? A shared trauma?!?!?!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
Okay fine, just Village of the Damned.
Yes. I think out of all the horror movies in the world, that’s the most relevant to us for our wedding. We’ll keep it wedding- and our love story-themed…
True… Okay… Village of the Damned, on loop — a tiny cave. Horror movie lounge for the Goths, Witches and Atheist friends… with skulls and pumpkins, it’s kind of decorated more like Halloween.
(Smiling) Maybe we will sneak in with them too! At some point after everyone is out there on the dance floor.
YES!!! AND ANOTHER DRESS CHANGE!!! WE WILL BE THE CORPSE BRIDE AND GROOM!!!
(Eyes lighting up!!!) Yes!!! But we’ll try to keep it a SURPRISE and SCARE THEM!!!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL) — 10:30 pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA………. (CACKLING LIKE A MANIAC!!!!!!!!!)
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