Are you balding?
(LOL) No?
Are you sure? You’re a millennial man in his late-30s, it’s not abnormal for you to start balding…
I’m not balding. Do my characters look like they’re balding?!
I don’t know… are they wearing wigs?!
(LOLOLOLOL) No… they’re not wearing wigs?
Are you SURE?!?!
Yes! I’m sure! I’m the one with the HAIR… it’s still MY hair…
Is it…?! (Peering suspiciously)
I’ll let you touch it when you see me next. No, I’m not balding…
Hmmm…
What?
I don’t know, babe… maybe you’ve been… “blessed” in some way… if that’s still your natural hairline… at your age…?
Oh? Really?
Yeah…? Maybe… that’s another secret superpower… how come you’re not balding… at your age? You haven’t lost much hair?!?!
(Shaking head) Actually I haven’t… it’s not like I did a hair transplant or anything like that. I just… haven’t lost that much hair.
(Smiling)
What?
You’re still sexy…
Oh?!?!?! “Sexy”…. (devilish grin)
I’m genuinely impressed you’re not balding… at your age…
(Laughing) Yeah. Actually — I don’t need to lie. I’m not balding.
(Giggles)
What?! It’s THAT impressive?!?!?!
(Nodding) (Smiling) We’ll see what happens when you reach your 40s… but yeah… even for late-30s… that’s a good hairline… very sexy… (lip biting)
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