Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

We’re renewing our vows in 2040.

We are?

Yes. 13th anniversary. It’ll be Taylor Swift themed or whatever. It’ll be fun.

Oh?

It’s going to be on a private beach in Cambodia.

It is?!?! Wow you’re being really ASSERTIVE about this one?!

Yes. Because you were being so weird about the lawyer thing…

I’m still feeling bruised…

Why?! Those were just 17, 18 year-olds. It’s nothing. Seriously nothing.

Really?! I can’t really take that statement seriously… I was 18 when I fell in love with you.

Fine. They were all 17. Does that make a difference?

Were they tho?

I don’t know about the guy who every other girl had a crush on — that wasn’t a real thing. That was just a hot guy all the girls wanted. But the platonic one — yes, technically, we were 17 at that time. We were from states — such as Queensland, and some other states in Australia — where we arrived at university, first year uni, still 17 years old, yes.

Oh… so he was only 17?

Yes. Technically 18 but only recently turned. So emotionally — 17.

And you were only 17?

Yes. So it was literally — NOTHING. The fact we’re even having this conversation on the public blog is gonna make some mutual friends… LOSE THEIR MINDS….

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So it was nothing?!

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh… so… the vowel renewals? In Cambodia? Why Cambodia?

It’ll be fun. Trust me.

Trust you? What do you know?

I know… of a private beach… in Cambodia… it’ll be really, really fun…

Really!?!?! I’m not sure if Cambodia has the best reputation for private beach activities?!?!?!

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) Stop it!!!

I’m just being cheeky…

I know!!!!!

I think it’ll be a relatively small… vowel renewal ceremony… with the international mutual friends only — perhaps, even by 2040, the other lawyer friend is invited. I feel that time… will allow us all… to have some sort of friendly reunion. And it’s gonna be really nice.

Maybe we ALL look at the planetary celestial alignment together? We set up telescopes and we all have our kids around us and we have a big reunion. On a private beach in Cambodia.

Really!??!!? You think so?!?!?!

(Nodding) I think it’ll be really, really beautiful……. and to share it with our next generations — if we have any. Or at least share it with our friends who have them… little mini-us’s running around… mini-them’s…

(Chuckling) On a private beach… in Cambodia…

Yeah. I think we can stop mentioning this country now, the reader gets it…

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