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Wedding Bros

Wedding Bros

Please don’t tell me… your bros are planning to sing live at our wedding reception…

What?!?!? You don’t want that?!?!?!

(Shaking head) This isn’t a… Vogue Weddings feature wedding… This is us… our families, our friends… it’s not for any publicity of any kind.

Okay. Yeah. They can respect that. But they are also my real friends. And the “best” wedding gift that they can think of to give us is to gift us with their stage presence, their voices. Their singing.

Okay… but… nobody is allowed to take any footage other than our own wedding videographers and photographers. It has to be controlled media.

Okay?! I mean — I didn’t even get to ask you if you have any friends on the guest list who might be fans?!

(Shaking head) I don’t… not on this list…

What about the “daughter” friend?!

She doesn’t live in Australia…

You’re not inviting her anyway?

(Shaking head) I’m not THAT close to her… she’s not close enough to be invited to my wedding.

Oh. Okay… You really don’t want a Vogue feature?

I don’t think so… it’s too much… and it doesn’t even make sense with your characters’ narratives?!?!?!!

Well… I can think of some creative ways to make it make sense… (Cheeky grin)

No… I don’t want to be a part of that… please…

Okay, fine… but yes! Bros will be there. Low-key… but also… performing… just one or two songs, they just want to share SOMETHING… as a GIFT…

Okay… well… there’s gotta be like a HUGE DISCLAIMER or something for all the guests to understand as well. None of it is allowed to be on social media.

(Nodding) We can get that sorted.

Even the venue — they are used to high-profile weddings. You can talk to them about it. They’ll get all that sorted.

Oh? I didn’t know that about this venue.

Yeah… there’s definitely… experience… from that venue’s staff…

(Nodding) Good to know…

Who else’s wedding have you been to at that venue?!?!?!

Nobody — I’ve just heard stories… I think? I’m not even sure…

Like what stories?

Like you can even organise helicopter landings and flights if the guests are that high profile…

(LOLOLOLOLOLOL) So my bros need to helicopter in?

Probably?! (Shrugs shoulders)

Yeah… they’ll be okay with that…

Fingers crossed? I don’t know… (Shrugs shoulders)

I love YOU!

I love you too… xoxoxoxoxox