Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Why am I blonde?

Huh?

In the image in one of your glamping posts explaining the proposal… you generated me as a blonde guy in the glamping tent?

Oh yeah… I guess I had a vision of you blonde… in that moment…

Why?

Well — if you’re going to set up a hidden camera — the footage… might be seen by friends and family?

You think so?

Yeah… at the wedding?

The footage might be for the wedding?

Maybe? I mean — if it turns out HORRIBLE we’re the only ones who’ve ever seen it and it’s not for ANYONE to see! But if it’s actually quite sweet? Something we could edit or play in full at the wedding? I think blonde you, in that moment, sort of makes sense…

Yeah? How come?

Well — do you really want to be Nude Face when you propose? If that footage is going to be played at our wedding?

Of course I don’t want to be Nude Face with my pustular acne if that footage is played at our wedding… but why not black hair? I’m an Asian man.

I don’t know, I just feel like blonde you is like an Aussie-Asian guy and it sort of makes sense with the glamping vibe? You’ll have black hair at the wedding. You’ll be a traditional Asian guy at the wedding.

(Processing this… taking it all in)…

So I’ll be at our wedding with black hair… in a suit and everything… but the footage of our proposal is me with blonde hair?

Yes… is that so surprising? It’s still a natural “us” moment — it’s us in a glamping lodge. It’s us just being us. We’re carefree, we’re kind of Asian hippies — we are just us. It makes sense…?

Yeah… it makes sense…

Or you wanna be Mr Incognito when you propose?!?!

HAHAHAHAHA………… no.

(Giggles) See?!

But then I’ll have to be blonde every time we go glamping… otherwise you’ll suspect it the day I suddenly go blonde while we’re glamping…

Right… is that going to be a problem?

I’m not sure… what do you think?

I think if you have tinted windows in your car, you’re driving with sunglasses on anyway — nobody in the public — out there in traffic — is really going to suspect it’s you. They’ll just think we’re an Asian Girl Aussie Guy couple… they won’t even suspect that you’re you. Do you know how many BLONDE AUSSIE GUYS are just OUT THERE?! GLAMPING? CAMPING?! ROCK-CLIMING?! THROUGOUT AUSTRALIA AT ANY GIVEN POINT IN TIME?!?!?!!?!?

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

With a normal license plate on the car. The car has to have a normal license plate.

Oh?

And it can’t be too clean. It’s a normal 4-wheel-drive, “we go camping/glamping” all the time kind of Aussie camping car.

What would that be?

I don’t know, Holden or something.

Holden?!

Yeah… Holden is a very Aussie brand… of cars…

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) Incognito… as a Holden driving Aussie blonde camping guy…

(Nodding) Pretty much…

What’s my Glamping name?

Huh?

You’ve given names to Mr Incognito… Asian guy (Anu)… what’s my Glamping name?

I don’t know, Glamper?

Glamper?!

I don’t know! Blondie.

Blondie?

Yeah, sure let’s call him Blondie.

(LOL) I think you’ve referred to some characters as Blondie?

Okay… but… they’re very similar! I don’t know!!! It’s just YOU — but BLONDE. It’s definitely NOT the characters.

Yeah… okay… I’ll figure it out…

(Nodding) (Smiles)

I still find it weird — blonde? Me? It’s so similar to my characters…

It’s probably more of a dirty blonde.

Ohhhh….? What is that?

Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift is “dirty blonde” — ?

(Nodding) Google: Taylor Swift dirty blonde.