I’m convinced Taylor Swift was dating someone who wore lavender essential oils when she wrote “Lavender Haze” —
(Laughing his head off) Why?!
Because —
I feel the lavender haze creepin’ up on me
Surreal, I’m damned if I do give a damn what people say
No deal, the 1950s shit they want from me
I just wanna stay in that lavender haze
Is that NOT the words of someone who just SNIFFED some Lavender Essential Oils?!?!?!?!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
You haven’t added the song to your “100 Love Songs” page?
No… I don’t know if it’s gonna make that list…
Why not?
Because — I want the 1950s shit?! I want the marriage and babies… otherwise, I’m okay being single.
Hmmm… okay… (Chuckles)
What?! What’s so funny?
Nothing… the part “Talk your talk and go viral” reminds me of you…
Why?
Because… you’ll just say whatever on Tik Tok to your followers and sometimes you go viral without even trying!
Heheheh… yeah that has happened in the past… but not anymore! I’m private now…
Why? Just go public, I don’t care.
But I do… I’m not comfortable going public while I’m writing this blog…
Why?!
Because… it’s almost like I need a “members only” section of this blog for “poems2no1” I don’t know… and some of the other stuff I write…
It’s actually still quite tame, you’re overthinking it.
Am I…?
(Nodding) I’ve read worse…
(LOLOLOLOL)
Anyway — I’m wearing a lavender blend of a massage oil right now…
Oh?
Yeah… I feel very… oily…
(Grinning)… You don’t have to ask, let’s go…
I didn’t mean it like that! I meant that my skin is literally feeling quite oily right now… like, I just showered and put on this massage oil…
LET’S GO…
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