What was Taylor Swift’s best performance of the Eras Tour? In your opinion?
She didn’t do it.
She didn’t?
No — she didn’t do what I would’ve wanted, and I didn’t even know that I wanted it until I just came across a random Instagram account yesterday that did their own version of it.
What was it?
A piano version of The Alchemy.
You would’ve wanted to hear Taylor play a full length piano version of The Alchemy?
Yes… I think that would have been very beautiful, very romantic…
Honestly, I kind of checked out when she started doing mash-ups… I like to hear the whole song.
I think your voice could sing The Alchemy…
Yeah… I know…
Would you ever want to record it…?
… No…?!?
Why not?
Why…?
Because your voice is beautiful and it’s in your range!
So?
So just record it! Even if you make a silly little Tik Tok — I wanna hear you sing The Alchemy.
WHY?!?!?!
Because…
I’m not doing it today. One day, maybe… I’ve still got a weird dry cough thing going on right now…
Why do you like The Alchemy so much? It’s not everyone’s favourite TTPD song…
Hmmm… I think it’s a song about determination.
Determination?
Yes… it’s a song about resolve, determination — she’s going for it. She knows what she wants.
(Smiling) And…?
And… there’s a comparison to all others who do not compare. They’re just not good enough. They’re just not worthy. She knows this now, by the time she’s written this song…
What about all the football references?
What about them? It’s obviously a song about Travis Kelce, who is worthy.
Do you really like American football now?!
Kind of…?! It’s like the only sport that I’m willing to watch if the Chiefs are playing.
REALLY?!?! You’ll watch American Football only if the CHIEFS are playing?!?!?!
Yes…?!?! Why’s this a thing?!
You’re turning into a guy! Like you’ll just sit there in front of the TV and watch American FOOTBALL?!?!
(Laughing) Yeah?!?! SO?!?!?!?!
Chiefs are your favourite team? Do you even know what you’re watching?!
YES… and sort of… I’m LEARNING from Travis and Jason’s PODCAST… they explain FOOTBALL on it…
You even listen to their PODCAST?!?!?!
(Nodding) It’s a good podcast! Didn’t I mention this earlier?!
No… you haven’t mentioned Travis and Jason Kelce’s podcast up until this point…
(LOLOLOLOL) Well yeah — I like their podcast too! I mean, I haven’t been following it as diligently lately, but I do… I could get back into it, for sure…
You don’t just listen to preview snippets, you’ve actually listened to the full length episodes?
Yes! Why’s that hard to believe?! Just put it on and do laundry and dishes and listen to the guys talk about football. What’s wrong with that?!
(Chuckles) Nothing “wrong” — I’m just learning… that you like listening to Travis and Jason Kelce yap about football while you’re doing dishes and laundry?!?!?!
(Nodding) (Laughing) Yes!!!
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