Why don’t you just… write me a FUCKING… POSTCARD?!?!?!?
What?!?!?!!
You know?!?! A POST. CARD. Like from the 90s!!! Just write me a POSTCARD — from wherever you are in the world! You’re always travelling. It doesn’t have to be email — you don’t have to worry about cybersecurity interceptions.
In 2025 — Nobody is going to fucking intercept a POSTCARD — especially not if you put it in a SEALED ENVELOPE.
Ohhh… you want the postcard in an ENVELOPE — I was still picturing postcards from the 90s where whoever’s delivering the postcard can read every word!!!
NO!!! I just mean — a postcard is like a nice representation of wherever you’ve been — do people even sell postcards anymore?!
Yeah. I have no idea. Do they?!?!?!
Asking Google…
Yes, postcards still exist and are still used. While the popularity of sending postcards has declined in the digital age, they are still used to stay connected with friends and family.
Okay, that’s it.
JUST WRITE ME A FUCKING POSTCARD! Put it in a SEALED — express post, signature required envelope — write the FROM address of whatever hotel you’re at, or not — your personal P.O. Box or whatever! I don’t know — just SEND A POSTCARD!!!
Like I’m not asking for 2 pages of A4 paper worth of writing a full speech of love. A postcard is like, 100 characters?! 200 characters, max?!?! Whatever you can fit on a postcard — SEND IT TO ME.
How do you know if I even know your address right now?
You absolutely 100% have your ways to find my real address. Mutual friends. There. Easy.
(Shrugs shoulders) Yeah… mutual friends would know your address…
Do you know… how much I enjoyed having pen pals as a child in the 90s?
(Chuckles) No?!?! This is ALSO something you’ve NEVER talked about?!?!?!
How do you think I came to love writing so much?!!? Do you really think I was just sitting at home in my bedroom writing TO MYSELF?!?!?!
Well — from the content on this blog — yes?!?!?!?!?!
(Laughing) Well — I also had PEN PALS — not imaginary ones — REAL ONES.
Okay? What happened to them?
I don’t know! But that doesn’t matter… I did have them at some point in time, and it was definitely only in the 90s. That whole decade — PEN PALS.
Yeah… okay… I’ll think about it…
NO!!! I NEED IT!!! PROVE IT TO ME. WRITE TO ME. FROM WHEREVER YOU ARE IN THE WORLD.
You want me to do this right now?! The day I am reading this blog post?!!?!
FINE. DO IT — AFTER — WE ARE OFFICIALLY BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND AGAIN.
Okay… why are you “shouting” — ?! (Laughing)
I DON’T KNOW. I JUST AM. KIND OF EXCITED!!! ABOUT THIS EPIPHANY ABOUT POSTCARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Laughing)
So you want a Barbie phone and you want postcards from me. You want us to have a relationship like in the 90s…
(Cackling) Yes!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxox
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