I think that Gen Z or anyone in the younger years (but still 18+) that comes across this blog and click on the “100 Love Songs” page are going to be like, “Hmm… these songs are so old…?!?!” — Like there’s “NO WAY” this is real — she can’t possibly be the girlfriend or WIFE of the characters?!
(Chuckles)
You… illusion… you…
I’m an illusion. Yes. (Smiles)
But I get to marry the man behind the illusion.
You do! (Smiling) Are you looking forward to it?
(Nodding) Yes… I am…
What did you get at the grocery store?
That’s so American, actually, Australians don’t say “grocery store” —
What do they say?
I don’t know, like, “What did you get at the shops?” Or just “What did you get at Coles/Woolworths/ALDI?” — wherever you know they actually went to to go grocery shopping.
Okay… which one did you go to?
Coles…
What did you get at Coles?
Well… I only needed bin liners, and the dog’s Greenie treats… but then… I walked out with over $200 of stuff… 😐
(Chuckles) Why?!?! HOW?!?!?!!?
I don’t know, it just happened!!!
Okay… and… what was in the over $200 worth of stuff?
Hmm… I actually wanted goat’s milk — I don’t know why, I’m craving goat’s milk — but there wasn’t any at that Coles… so then, I got full cream milk.
I didn’t know you like goat’s milk.
Yeah — I don’t talk about that on social media.
No, you don’t…
Why would I, though?! It’s just such a random fact. And it’s just — well, yeah. I like to drink goat’s milk.
When did THAT start?! I thought it was always ALMOND milk with your coffees?
It IS almond milk with my coffees. I like to drink goat’s milk — or, full cream — milk straight. As a refreshing drink, sometimes…
(Laughing) Who does that?!?!!
I don’t know!?!!? Other humans?!?!?! I’m sure I’m not the only one!!!
Are you drinking the milk right now as you’re typing?!?!
(Chuckles) Yes…?!?!
I wonder why you just randomly crave milk or goat’s milk…
I don’t know either. Maybe my body wants some natural fats?
Natural fats?
Yeah — I don’t think it’s a calcium issue. I do already take calcium supplements. But maybe in my regular diet — I avoid fats too much?
Avoiding fats too much?
Yeah — it doesn’t seem to be helping, I’m still a “size 16” — but I generally, I don’t know, other than avocado? I can’t think of many “fatty” foods that I eat. Maybe sometimes, my body is just craving natural fats like butter, milk and cheese.
Oh… I wonder if my body craves fat too… I know it craves to touch your fats… (raising eyebrows, hands reaching out)…
(Laughing) You can play all you want… after dinner!
After dinner?! I have to wait that long?!?!?!
Okay fine.
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I’m still really surprised that you just like, drink milk — like someone’s drinking Coca Cola or Pepsi…?!!?
Is this not normal?!?! Isn’t this a NORMAL human thing to do?!?!?!
I don’t think so!?!? Nobody I know does that?!?!?!
Well maybe it’s just in YOUR GENRE?!?! Or your culture?!?! I don’t know?!?!
Is it an Aussie thing?! I don’t think it’s an Aussie thing?!
Is it?!?!?! I haven’t talked to other Aussies about their milking habits —
MILKING HABITS!?!?!?!
Milk. Drinking. Habits?!?!?!? (Laughing)
It’s not something I’ve heard about… that “normal people” just do — I just think milk is something you add to coffee or breakfast cereal.
Okay — I suddenly thought of another mutual friend. She was once one of my housemates too, in Melbourne. She always did this too!
Another mutual friend…? (Thinking)…
Oh wait, no, maybe you never met her. Maybe she is, to you, a friend of our mutual friends.
Okay? So I’ve never met this other friend…
I think… she moved back to her country before you arrived… if my memory serves me correctly…
Okay, what country is that?
It doesn’t matter.
It doesn’t matter?
Not for the public blog… but now… these days… she’s moved to… London…
Oh? She has?
Yes! I would love to catch up with her one day if we ever go…
Okay. Sure, let’s do that.
Yeah! It’ll be fun. London catch up.
Is she single? Married?Kids?
Yeah, she’s married with kids.
Okay… cool…
This is just the most boring random couple’s day to day conversations…
(LOL) Yeap — Keep writing! I’m your biggest fan!!! I’ll be reading!!!
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