Something’s changing… in your face…
Something’s changing in my face!?!? Should I be worried?!?!
No… I mean like… maybe it’s not changed but I’ve only recently noticed… some of the fan footage and content… it’s not always at curated angles… and then, all of a sudden — I see it.
You see what?
Your original face. There’s an obvious resemblance to your original face. And then it makes me think, “Hmm, maybe he hasn’t even had that much work done, after all?”
You thought I had heaps and heaps of plastic surgery procedures?
I wasn’t sure… I was never 100% sure… I also thought, maybe he did facial gua sha?! I wasn’t sure…
You think facial gua sha can “mould” a person’s face shape?
I know it can… it can do it non-invasively… it’s Traditional Chinese Medicine! Of course it can!!!
Do you do it often yourself, these days?
No… I’m not consciously trying to mould my face. I just kind of try to like, rub my knuckles up my face — upwards — when I’m putting on moisturiser… it’s not much. Just a few seconds. It’s not like an intense gua sha session or anything.
Have you tried the intense gua sha sessions?
I think… once? With a friend… a long time ago…?
You didn’t keep going?
No… but maybe I will when we start dating…
Oh? Why not now?
It’s an unnecessary expense? I’ll just borrow YOUR credit card for things like that when we start dating… (smiles)
Oh? So you’re happy to “depend” on me for things like facial gua sha?
Yes… (nodding) I think it’s like a “perk” — it’s an additive to my single life. You’re making my life more “perky” — it’s not a sugar baby situation. I’m still independent. I’m still self-sufficient. A facial is a luxury experience. It’s not a necessity. That’s why I still haven’t decided on groceries — that’s a post for another day. But facials? Massages? Spa treatments? Sure — my Big Man wants to pay for me, for those things?! (Nodding) Okay, I agree. I can accept it. Give me your credit card for those things.
But it won’t be the “black” credit card — black credit card makes you uncomfortable.
Yes… just downgrade to another account — Platinum card is okay.
(Laughing) Do you want frequent flyer points with this card?!
I’m not sure… which airline?
Which airline do you prefer?
I don’t know… will I be flying to Korea often?
I’m not sure…
Or Japan?
Maybe Japan…
Then maybe JAL frequent flyer points? Or Qantas? I think they’re partners?
Qantas is partners with JAL?
I just asked Google AI: Yes.
So you want a Platinum card with Qantas points.
(Nodding) That’ll be fine. That and a Barbie phone. And I’m not a sugar baby. You’re just buying me a $150 analogue phone, and giving me a Platinum card to use on things like facials and massages.
Only those?
Okay fine, I can buy whatever I want in makeup, skincare, accessories and clothes.
This is starting to sound more like a Sugar Baby… you’re adding more and more things to this list! (Eyes getting bigger, amused)
Okay fine! I don’t want ANY of it. I don’t NEED any of it.
I’m literally just kidding. I’ll set up the card. It’s fine — buy whatever you want. It doesn’t even have to be limited to those categories. Just buy and pay for whatever you want. It doesn’t matter to me at all. It’s so simple to me. You’re my girlfriend, my wife. Not my “sugar baby” — my baby, baby…
(Laughing) I don’t know if I like it being described in that way…
You’re my Soul Mate. My Soul Mate gets to have my credit card. Any time. Of any day.
(Smiles) Okay yeah, that sounds much better…
(Kiss kiss hug hug) xoxoxoxoxox
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