Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

What hair colour is more authentically me? Blonde or black?

White.

White?

Your most authentic hair colour is white. You’re an old man inside. It’s white.

(Laughing) You know I have fans that tell me, “It doesn’t matter what hair colour, we love you for you!”

(Laughing) Oh… I didn’t even think to respond like that… Is that how you want me to respond?

(Laughing)

Men love “bitches” — You don’t actually want me to respond like that. Also, that wasn’t your question. You asked me about authenticity. I still believe you are your most authentic self when your hair is white.

That’s why you liked my grey hair character?

No… That grey hair character reminded me of another anime character… and THAT anime is fuckin’ HOT! (Phwoar!)

(Laughing)

Have you seen any pictures of me in the public domain with white hair?

Only with a wig on I think? It was just a joke or something…

I think, there was also a phase of you with very light, light blonde? Almost white.

Never pure white.

I’m not sure… maybe some fans have photoshopped white…

Do you think I should change it? Change it to white for my next hair era?

It’s up to you… and your fans? My opinion doesn’t matter. Why not just let them vote on it? White or pink? Something like that.

Pink? Why pink?

I’ve been seeing a lot of fans’ photoshopping of your hair pink… light pink… I’m thinking maybe that’s what they want?

Oh? They’ve used photoshop to make my hair pink?

Maybe not that exact app, but something like it. But yes, there’s a lot of pink edits — at least, on my algorithm!?

So your AI algorithm thinks you want me with PINK hair!

Yeah but that doesn’t mean that “I” want you with pink hair! (LOL)

So… if I put up a new vote… will you vote white or pink?

If I really have to decide, I’m going to go with white.

Thought you were meant to be politically neutral because of your cousins.

(LOL) This is just voting for your HAIR colour. It’s fine, I’m allowed to vote for your hair. White or pink doesn’t mean anything.

Doesn’t it?

No! It’s not like you’re in TAIWAN asking fans to vote for your hair to be BLUE or GREEN…

Oh? I can’t do blue or green in Taiwan?

(Shaking head) Those are political party colours in Taiwan, yes… Please don’t ever do it, in Taiwan…

It’s okay I don’t think the staff will let me do it in Taiwan either if it really is that strong of a political association in that country…

Yeah… go with like an aqua or something…

Aqua?

It’s like a mix of blue or green…

Oh, I thought you were suddenly bringing up the band?!

(Laughing) Barbie girl…

Yes!

Anyway, I think white is pretty hot. Look at Anderson Cooper. (Phwoar!)

You like Anderson Cooper? You like that look on a guy?!

(Giggles)… His reputation is being HANDSOME with WHITE HAIR. It’s just FACTS.

(Googling Anderson Cooper again)… He kinda looks like he’s… albino or something?! Do you like ALBINO guys?! Do you have a weird kink for that?!?!?!

(Laughing) He’s GAY! I don’t have a kink for Anderson Cooper who is a respectable GAY MAN in society oh my god…

Albino’s gonna be our safe word.

What are you talking about?!

I’m gonna use “Albino” as our safe word.

(Can’t stop laughing) WHY?!?!?! What does Albino have to do with anything!?!!?!?!?!? Why do you want to bring up Anderson Cooper as our SAFE WORD?!?!?!?!

(Laugh-crying)… I think you like…. Albinos…?! You like the pure white peacocks. You like the cats with pure white fur, and you have a white-fur DOG…?! You really like white?!?!?!

First of all, Anderson Cooper has never ever said anything about being an “Albino” — ?! And second of all — I like the pure white animals because… in Buddhism… there was something about Buddha embodying the light of white or something like that. Especially a white dog. Buddha can incarnate as a White Dog as a PROTECTOR ANIMAL. Okay?! That’s why like white and my dog is WHITE.

You like black too, though. You like Dark Gods and Goddesses…

Yes. There’s many colours in the world to like! I also like pink, and purple, and gold… and almost every colour! I can’t even think of a colour I “don’t” like?!?!!?!? This is the weirdest conversation we’ve ever had!!!

(Laughing) (Kiss kiss hug hug)

I am not agreeing to “Albino” being our safe word.

I’ll put on a white wig… in the bedroom… I’ll be a… straight Asian guy version of Anderson Cooper…

(Cackling) I can’t take this conversation seriously!!!!!!!