Because… it’s Day 1… of the uterine shedding…

(Blank expression)

My app tells me that it’s been 28 days… whereas previous few cycles had been 27 days… so this one is a day later than what was a previous pattern…

Is that concerning?

No… one or two days differences is not usually a big concern… it’s generally normal for most women to fluctuate between one or two days differences… (Well — go check with a Doctor!)

So it wasn’t that anything bad happened at work today?

No. Actually all my co-workers were really nice, the customers were all generally nice as well. Everyone was nice. I was just feeling like shit. My body is feeling like SHIT. And even with the uterine shedding, my GROINS are ACHING for YOU?!?!?!

(Giggling to himself) What?!?! Does that happen?!

Apparently it does?! To my body?!?!?!?!?!!

So what is the solution?

I think if you were here… just give me a big hug… that’s all that I’d need…