You’re dying?!?!?!
No. The way Gen Z uses “dying” — I’m LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW…
Why?! What’s suddenly got you laughing!?
Well… I was feeling like shit and then I opened Facebook because today I finally feel like clicking into the daughter friend’s profile to see all the content… and boyyyyy… there is a LOT of content… (LMAO)…
I’m still scrolling!
Okay?! But why is it making you laugh?!?!
I… don’t know… because… you seem… awks…
Awks?!
Yes!!! You seem AWKWARD... like you’re CRINGING… but nobody else can tell! (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLL)…. Or maybe they can, but they choose to ignore it… LOL…
I don’t know how you want me to react to this?!
I don’t know either… I feel like the Bridgerton older sister and the younger sister is the one who wants to marry the guy and the guy is in love with the older sister??!?!?!?!? (ROFLMAO)~~~~~~~~
What?! Which Season Bridgerton?! Which storyline?!?!!?
You’ll have to watch all of it to figure it out!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH…
I don’t know what to do with this information!
(ROFLMAO)!!!!!!!
What?!?!?!?
You’re not her only one…
WHAT??!?!?!?!
There’s others… HAHAHAHA… I’m watching their videos now…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…… ^0^
What do you mean OTHERS?!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. other celebrities… HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA….
WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
YOU’RE NOT HER “onLY oNE” ~~~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Should I be offended right now?!!?!? All this time?!!?? I thought she was OBSESSED with MY CHARACTERS!?!?!?!! AND I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE?!?!?!?!?!?
(CACKLING) I’M LITERALLY WATCHING A VIDEO OF ANOTHER CELEBRITY RIGHT NOW. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK THEY ARE BUT IT’S SOOO FUNNY! WHOEVER THEY ARE IN ANOTHER GENRE IN KOREAAAAAAA~~~ HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH ^0^
You’re watching this. From a CLOSED. Facebook Friend profile?!?!?!!?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA….
wHO iS THE oTHER ceLEBRITY?!?!?! IS IT ONE OF MY BROS?!!?!?
(Shaking head, still laughing) Nope!
WHO IS IT?!?!?!
Are you JEALOUS now?!?! (LOLOLOL) Are you JEALOUS that your FANS who say to your FACE that you’re their “ONE AND ONLY” are actually also interacting with OTHER CELEBRITIES at the SAME TIME…?!?!?!?!!?!? (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL)
(Smiling, laughing, chuckling) No! I’m not jealous of the fans. They can like whoever they want. I want to know… which other Korean stars… YOU are watching, via THIS friend — do you think they’re better looking than me?!?!?! THAT’S MY ONLY CONCERN! HOW ARE YOU REACTING TO THE OTHER CELEBRITY?!?!!
(LOLOLOLOLOL)… No… I don’t know who the fuck they are. No, they’re not as attractive as you — Whether Nude Face or any of your characters. They’re not attractive to me?! I have no idea who they are! It’s just… FUNNY… (Giggles)~~~~
(Stunned)
Ohmygosh, I’m still laughing… I’m gonna come back to this friend’s profile every time I have a day like this… (LOL)
OOOH!!! THE OTHER CELEBRITY JUST BLEW THEM KISSES TOO!!!! ^0^ HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA…. THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!
(Jaw dropped)… the BETRAYAL?!?!!?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA… ^0^ I’M CACKLING!!!
OH… MY… GOD…
What now?!?!
SHE HAS PHOTOS…
And…? What about the photos? Photos of ME?!?!?!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL…. I’ll have to show you one day FACE TO FACE….
I don’t know how I feel about this friendship…
My darling… she has the same intensity of love for you as she does for DESIGNER HANDBAGS… and it’s not even your ambassador brand!!!
(Wide-eyed) WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (THE AUDACITY!??!?!?!!?!?!)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA…. ^0^
I’M LOVING THIS!!!! (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLL)
I told you… they’re so harmless… totally innocent… I TOLD YOU… and now I know for sure. I’m so glad I clicked into this today… (Giggles)…
HAHAHAHAHA…
WHAT NOW?!?!?!?
NOW I’M SEEING SOME CONTENT WITH YOUR BROS!!!!!
NO!!! LOOK AWAY!!! THAT’S NOT ALLOWED!!!!
(GASP) REALLY?!?!?!!? I’M NOT ALLOWED TO CLICK INTO IT?!!?!??!?!?!!?
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT YOU!!! YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!
Omg my abs hurt from laughing!!!!
Well I’m glad that whatever I said, whatever I was doing, made YOU laugh…
(Sigh) Oh noooo… now I’m seeing something else…
What are you seeing?!
I think… you were a bit… annoyed?
Me?! Annoyed?!?!?
No, I feel bad for her… you were ANNOYED!!!!!!!
Was I?! Was it that obvious that I was annoyed?!?!?!
I’m not sure… if it’s just obvious to ME… or it was obvious to EVERYONE?!?!? Or anyone who stumbles upon that content…
HAHAHAHAHAHA NEVERMIND… I’M LAUGHING AGAIN BECAUSE THERE ARE OTHER PHOTOS OF YOUR BROS!!! WITH LOVE HEART EYES EMOJIS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Okay. That’s it! I think you should UN-friend this friend!!! It’s one thing to lust after “my characters” and “other celebrities” — but also MY BROS?!?!? I don’t want YOU to see THAT content?!?!!?!?!?!?
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA….
What do you actually want me to do about this?!?!
(LOL) Nothing!!! It’s not like I’m your STAFF or team members or anything! I have nothing to “want” you to do about it~!
I’m just enjoying your work~! (wink) (wink) (Giggles)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Virgo Sun Pisces Moon 