How do I show people who you are?
What do you mean?
I want to talk about you to some celebrity friends. They’re very curious. They’re reading your blog. They think you’re funny. But all your social media’s gone private. They don’t want me to do anything sneaky or show pictures of you without your permission. But how do I show them? You’re not in any public campaigns, you’re not a model — yet.
(Chuckles) I’m not a model yet?! I don’t think I will ever be a model? But okay fine… don’t you remember? I’m in a book.
You are?! (Thinking) Maybe you did tell me… but now… I’m getting old, I kinda forgot…
Yes, from the early 2000s… “We Feel Fine: An Almanac of Human Emotion” — you’ll find me on one of those pages. At least, the Melbourne Bitch. (Laughing) She’s in there…
There’s a photo of Melbourne Bitch in that book?
Yep.
Which page?
I can’t remember…
Did they get your permission?
Yep. (Nodding) I gave my permission, they sent me a free copy.
So you still have the book?
Somewhere in my parents’ house… maybe we’ll find it again one day… I really couldn’t find it for you straight away, right now…
It didn’t get thrown away in fits of rage?
No… I don’t think so? I hope not! I think it’s just… buried somewhere underneath all the clutter…
So you’re definitely in that book? This isn’t even fiction.
(Giggling)
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