You’re still curious about my connections with the Taiwanese Star?
(Nodding) (Smiling) (Like a little kid) I wanna know… more… whatever you can tell me… (on this public blog?!)
(Chuckles)
Well… I don’t know if what I know is common knowledge?
What do you mean?
That they are a Silent Investor in some of these Bubble Tea shops?! (LOL)
(Laughing) A SILENT INVESTOR?!?!?!
It’s probably common knowledge.
It’s not supposed to be common knowledge if they’re a silent investor?! The Silent part implies that they DON’T want people to know…
Oh yeah, okay. No. I don’t know anything, this is all fiction. (LOL)
Can we go to the Bubble Tea shops?
Yes, when we are together, of course!
Are they nice? Nice places to hang out?
Yes… there’s places to sit. There’s even booths… we can just sit and talk…
Oh? Sounds good?
Yeah. It’s pretty cool. Now I’m not sure… which friends told me about that, or if it was tabloid gossip that the friends read…
You think it was just rumours that they were silent investors?
Maybe? Or maybe THIS IS ALL FICTION… (LOL)
Am I going to get any clarification about this face to face?
Honestly? Probably not, unless we hang out with my Taiwanese friends because I DON’T. PAY ATTENTION. TO FUCKING. TAIWANESE STARS. AND THEIR FUCKING GOSSIP!!!
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA)…
Like even if you’re curious?! I’m not a good source of this information!!! You can ask MY Taiwanese friends — they can fact check! (LOL)
Oh, so you’re probably IN their “social network” and you don’t even know. Like your FRIENDS know more about this Taiwanese Star and all the LORE and all the things that fans would be CURIOUS ABOUT — and you’ve probably just been sitting with them, “ladies afternoon tea” at bubble tea — and they’ve told you EVERYTHING — but you’re not even listening!!!!!!!! (Cackling to himself)
(Laughing) (Nodding) Yes… that’s probably what happened… (Laughing)
Your Taiwanese friends? Local Gold Coast Taiwanese?
(Nodding)
So they know the Taiwanese Star?
I don’t know. I think their parents know the parents of the husband or something…
(Wide-eyed)
What?!
YOUR FRIENDS FUCKING KNOW THEM. YOU JUST DIDN’T PAY FUCKING ATTENTION WHEN PEOPLE WERE TELLING YOU THAT YOU’RE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING NETWORK!!! (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
(Laughing) Maybe?!?!?! This is all fiction?!?!?!!?!?!
IT’S NOT FUCKING FICTION!!! YOU FUCKING KNOW THEM!!!
(Laughing) No, no, this is definitely fiction. I definitely DON’T know them. So even if other people I know, know them — I didn’t retain ANY information. So I’m like a goldfish. I don’t fucking know anything… (LOLOLOLOLOL)
(Smiling) (A little bit giddy)
Do you want to collab with them?!!?
NO!
Then why are you smiling like that?!
I’m just happy… I’m feeling very happy…
Okay then?
Yes, very happy… (Smiling)
You’re lucky you’re so cute…
I am?!
Yes, you’re adorable. Love you!
Love you too… xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
