So you like cushions, blankets, candles, rose petals? You like those beach date night scenes on Pinterest.
Well, yeah, they’re very romantic. I don’t think you can get real candles? They’ll have to be LEDs?
Fairy lights?
No… I don’t think you can do that at Australian beaches.
Why not?
I don’t know. I haven’t googled this. Maybe just google it before you do it. Is it even allowed at an Australian beach?
What if it’s too windy?
Wind is nice at the beach! I wouldn’t want to be there if there wasn’t a bit of wind…
I’m just thinking about the sound…
It’s not supposed to be an outdoor concert… It’s just meant to be us… and maybe a few friends, hanging out… would it help you to change the instrument from a guitar to say, a ukulele?!
A Ukulele?!
Yeah?! So then you know — it’s not a BIG musical thing?! It’s just… a little musical… thing…?
(Chuckles) Ukulele might help… okay, sure… ukulele…
Yeah. So it’s NOT a big, big concert… or anything to that level… Just hanging out at the beach…
Text from Bros:
Ukulele is fine. We can all bring our own ukuleles and then if he tries to kiss you, we will HIT HIM ON THE HEAD with the ukulele!!! (LOLOLOLOL)
(Giggling) So much violence from the bros?!
(Laughing) They’re being protective… not even of us?! They’re being protective of the fans… so, yes, that’s fine. I can accept being hit on the head with a ukulele if I go too far… if I can’t even control my urges… if I see you in real life and all I wanna do is… (Mmmmm….)
Keep practicing whatever songs you’ve decided on ukulele then… we’ll keep it DEMURE… keep it CLASSY… (biting lips and smiling)
What do you want me to wear? At the beach?
I don’t know… whatever you want? It’s the beach?!?! Whatever’s beach appropriate.
Beach appropriate…
You don’t need me to tell you what to wear at the beach! Just look like a NORMAL millennial guy. With a ukulele. There’s heaps of them on the Gold Coast, you can buy ukuleles at the souvenir shops, they’re gonna be walking around with ukuleles just strumming along for fun.
(Nodding, smiling) (Excited)…!

