What… are you ordering… online?
(Giggles) I’m ordering every piece of lingerie that you liked on Pinterest in a range of about 4 to 5 sizes because I’m not sure, exactly what your size is — so I’m just going to get them in a size curve and when I see you next, you can just pick and choose which ones you are gonna try on and wear the ones that is your size.
(Big sighs) (This is the little kid in him)… You don’t need to do that…
But I already did! I’ve already ordered them!
You’re lucky you’re a Millionaire.
Am I?! Am I a Millionaire?!
I don’t know either. Maybe you’re not, and now you have racked up severe credit card debt.
Maybe I have. Maybe that was too impulsive of a decision.
Did you take your ADHD meds today?
Do I have ADHD?
I don’t know, sometimes you sure seem like you do…
I don’t have ADHD. But also — yes, I took my meds today. I don’t have ADHD but I took my meds. I’m just EXCITED to SEE YOU! And I want to be PREPARED.
Okay but… I can buy my own lingerie… those ones I liked on Pinterest… it’s just Pinterest, it’s not a shopping list.
It’s not?!
No!!! Pinterest is just for vision boards… mood boards… it’s for ideas and dreamscapes… it’s not… I don’t need you to literally BUY every single “Pin” that I pinned to my boards!?!?!?
Ohhhh I thought that was what you were doing! I was going through, planning to BUY EVERYTHING!!
(Laughing) STOP!!! DON’T DO THAT!!! Sometimes I’m just BORED and liking PINS. Oh my god…
(Shocked) Oh… well… I’m expecting a big delivery of women’s lingerie…
(Bursting out laughing) Well… I don’t know what to tell you?! It’s not worth much to re-sell… I guess some Op Shops around here might take them?
You think? I can just donate them when they arrive?
Yes, it should be fine, especially if it’s clean and still in new packaging. You can just donate it… someone else can have it for a much cheaper price.
Oh… okay… (Giggles)… will you at least TRY SOME ON?! And then we’ll donate the rest?
(Laughing) This isn’t about MY Pinterest boards anymore. This is YOUR FANTASY!!!
(Giggles) (Nodding)
Okay… fine?! I’ll “try them on”~~~ and then you’ll DONATE THE REST OF IT.
Okay (smiling so bright) (so excited!!!)
(Smiling) (Hug hug kiss kiss)
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