Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Realistically, what?

What is your actual size range?

I’m not going to write about it on a PUBLIC BLOG?!!?!?

Please? Please, please please please… for me?!

(Shaking head in disbelief) Surely there are mutual friends that you can ask?

Oh… no… I’m shy to ask the mutual friends about THOSE kinds of details.

(Sigh)

I’m not an A cup…

(Nodding)

I’m not a B cup…

(Nodding)

I’m not a C cup… or a D cup…

(Laughing) Double-D?

Why is that funny?

(Giggles) (Laughing hysterically to himself like a maniac)

I might be Double-D…. sometimes Double-E these days…

(Wide-eyed) This is something new in 2025!

Well, I’ve gained WEIGHT. So… yeah… it’s more FAT. CELLS.

(Smiling so big, so bright, so happy) I love your fat cells.

Omg… stop!!!

I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT!!!