What?
(Smiling, looking her up and down, grinning) I can still lift you up.
No you can’t. Don’t even try.
I can do it. You’re not even heavy. I can lift you up.
You’re not Travis Kelce. Travis Kelce lifted up Taylor Swift like she was light as a feather.
Look at their proportions. We’re almost the same! I can definitely life you up the same way Travis Kelce did for Taylor Swift. It’s just PHYSICS.
Do we have the same proportions as Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift?! I don’t think so…?!
Not yet. Not at the moment. But I’m getting there. But even if I don’t get there, I can lift you up RIGHT. NOW. It’s not going to hurt me.
I don’t know… (Smiling)
Let’s go. Shower. NOW!!! (Doesn’t let her answer, just tackles her to pick her up!)
(Implied consent)
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International Friend 1: Is this how she’s spending her free time?! Every chance she gets?! Just writing these types of things to him?! Like — do we really need to still keep following this blog?! It’s too much!
International Friend 2: Yeah she needs to design like a banner or disclaimer or something that covers up each post and then the audience can click on it to read whatever it is that she wrote!
International Friend 3: Yes! Like a “sealed section” for a blog. If our minds/eyes can PLEASE be SPARED from ANY MORE OF THIS…
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