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Nude Face

Why are you so worried about showing up as Nude Face?

Because… you’ve walked right past me when I’ve been Nude Face.

I have?

Yes! And you don’t even know how many times…

I was probably just busy, in “work mode” or whatever — you could’ve come up to me to say “Hi” — ?

No. I couldn’t have.

Why?

It just… would’ve been too awkward.

Okay then? Well? I don’t think it’ll be too awkward if Nude Face just shows up at a small gathering with some mutual friends?

You don’t think so?

No. Not at all. Why would it be?

I don’t know… I haven’t “socialised” like a normal person in a while…

That’s true… you really haven’t… but maybe that’ll be good for you, too.

You think?

Yes… it’ll be healthy…

I don’t think Nude Face has any style… Nude Face is really bland…

That’s okay. I don’t mind bland.

Nude Face is similar to your fictional ‘Anu’ but — probably even more boring in real life.

(Chuckles) That’s okay. I don’t mind.

Are you sure?! You’re very creative…

IN WRITING?! I’m not that interesting in real life, either! Just ask my co-workers! (LOL)

What are you talking about?! Your co-workers love you!

Okay fine. But still — it doesn’t matter!

(Chuckles)

I think… cos I’ve been going to the gym… I’ve been gathering up more confidence… but I’m still not fully there yet…

Sometimes I look in the mirror — with Nude Face — and I just look away. I don’t like what I see. I really, really don’t like my Nude Face.

I think I remember…

You do? In 2025? You’re suddenly remembering?

Yes… Because… I remember you weren’t introduced as “Common Name” you were introduced as “Common Name’s friend” — and then… I kind of had an epiphany afterwards, “Wait a minute…”

(Giggles)

Why do you DO that?! Just introduce yourself AS YOURSELF.

No, I wanted to test your attraction to Nude Face. Clearly — you’re not attracted to Nude Face. You need me to put on some make-up, contacts, something else — some more styling. You don’t like Nude Face at all.

NO… that is NOT. TRUE.

Yes… it feels true…

IT’S NOT!!! Especially not in 2025!!! You don’t know how I was feeling about “Common Name’s new friend” — you don’t know THAT FACT.

(Puzzled) (Curious) What do you mean?

I was attracted to him, I just didn’t want to tell ANYONE!

What?!

Yes… (Nodding)… (Giggles)… He’s very attractive…

Nude Face? You liked me? NUDE FACE?!

YES!!! Why is this a surprise?! This is like my “Size 16” — it’s NOT a TURN-OFF! Think of it that way!!!

My Nude Face is your Size 16?

YES…

You’re attracted to Nude Face?

YES!!! I feel like I’ve already written about this in some other way, many, many posts ago.

Well I can’t remember, you write so much, I need a new reminder every day!

Every DAY?!

Fine, not every day. But more often.

Okay?! Well I’m reminding you now!? I LIKE NUDE FACE. I LOOOOOVE NUDE FACE. I WANT NUDE FACE.

Don’t play with my heart and say you “love” Nude Face if you don’t mean it.

I LOVE. NUDE. FACE.

Really?!

Really.