You’re not feeling sexy? But you’re VERY SEXY to me!
I know that… I know that but… I don’t feel like I am that… right now…
Why not?
I mean, I tried on a few pieces today. And I did feel good when I tried them on. But when I saw the sizing, I was shocked. It’s 2025, and now I’m a size 16?! I know I need to do a lot of de-programming about this… but I can’t just be “okay” with it in one day.
It’s fuckin’ ridiculous. Size 16 isn’t even big. I’ll still love you if you’re size 20. I’ll still love you if you’re size 30. I’ll still love you if you can’t even get out of the house and we have to get a forklift to lift you up out of a window to get you out of the house!!!
(Laughing) Okay now that’s a little dramatic…
Is it though?! Wasn’t there some guy who had a medical condition that that happened to his body?!
(Laughing) I don’t know… but okay, you’re making me laugh…
Good! I want to see you laugh. I want to see you smiling. You’re sexiest to me when you’re smiling. Did you know that?!
No, I didn’t know that… what about my resting bitch face?!
Oh yeah, that is pretty fuckin’ sexy too. Okay, you’re sexy to me all day. Any day. Any time. YOU’RE ALWAYS SEXY TO ME!!!
Why?!!?!? Why do YOU find “THIS” (pointing up and down towards myself) sexy?!?!!?
BECAUSE!!! I JUST DO!!!!!!
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Curious Fan 1: Is… is… that song… about her?!
Curious Fan 2: I…? I think it is? It’s… about… her?! She… she didn’t feel sexy?! And she kept asking “WHY do you even LOVE. ME?!?!?!”
Curious Fans: (Squealing) Can you IMAGINE?!?!!!? That’s the REAL LORE behind… THAT SONG??!?!?!!?!?!?
Curious Fan 3: No, no, no, that’s not the real lore. It’s just a coincidence. This is so common amongst couples. A common question. A common conversation. It’s just a universal experience.
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