Has your friend been… on a fan call with me recently?
I haven’t even checked, to be honest, I don’t really care.
You don’t?!?!
(Chuckles) No… I’ve already seen some previews on Instagram — whoever they are — it doesn’t make me feel jealous or anything.
It doesn’t?!
No?!?! Would you get jealous if I had a job, say, I’m still working at the Pharmacy — and then guys come up to me and need me to “touch their arms” and take their blood pressure?! Like that’s just my job. There’s no real intimacy, there’s nothing sexual or whatever about needing to touch their arms to take their blood pressure. But if it was YOU… if you came up to me and you needed me to take your blood pressure — then we’re experiencing something TOTALLY DIFFERENT — just the two of us. Does that make sense?
(Smiling to himself… really processing this new info…)
I don’t mind it, but I’m also not clicking on it. I don’t think I need to click on it. Unless something really went viral and was like… somehow… I don’t know, I can’t even imagine that it would ever get crazy? There’s lots of staff monitoring every call, isn’t there?
Yes, there’s staff everywhere. Lots of staff filtering.
Yeah?! See?! So I don’t really care! I do think it is relatively harmless.
That’s good. Because I didn’t really know how to explain it to you, but it looks like you already get it.
(Smiling) (Nodding) I do…
And this also means that you won’t get jealous if I had to admit to you sometimes I’d rather work in the men’s department at my workplace…?
(Eyes bigger) What?!
(Giggles) You know… sometimes the men’s department is a nice place! So you won’t get jealous, right?! It’s the same?!?!?! Equivalent?!?!
Is it…?!
YES!!! I don’t care whatever energy they’re coming at me with. I’m not thinking or reacting to them like that. YOU’RE MY GUY. IN MY HEART. YOU’RE MY HUSBAND!
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