No.
Why not?
Boats cost money.
I have money.
They cost… MAINTENANCE money.
I have maintenance money!
Fine. Who am I to stop you? If you want a boat?! Get a boat?!
No, I’m asking if YOU want a boat?
No?! I don’t want a boat?! Why would I want a boat?!
It’s a nice thing to have!
Okay then?! If YOU want a boat… get a boat… for yourself?!
No, I only want to get a boat if YOU want a boat…
WHY?!!?!?!?!? (Laughing)
I want to get YOU a boat, I want to name the boat after YOU…
But… I’m not asking you to do that?! You don’t need to do that for me?!?!
Okay, fine… I won’t get a boat…
(Laughing) I’m still confused… if you want a boat, just get a boat?! Why do you need me to tell you or give you permission to get a boat?!
Because I do want your permission! I don’t want to get a boat if you don’t want a boat.
(Sigh) I don’t think… we “need” a boat… at this stage… in our lives… maybe?! Maybe some time in the future? MAYBE… okay… I won’t say “never” to a boat — but not right now. It’s like, so ridiculous. You don’t even have time to SEE. ME. How will you have time to enjoy a BOAT?!
(Nodding) (Processing) Okay I guess you’re right. No boats. Not this year.
No… not in 2025… you don’t need a boat in 2025…
(Laughing)
STOP IT!!! (Laughing more)
I don’t need a boat in 2025.
YOU. DO NOT. NEED. A BOAT. IN 2025!!!
Okay, fine. No boats. IN 2025…
(Smiling) Love you!
Love you, too! xoxoxoxoxox

