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BTS Rumours

BTS Rumours

Hey…

Yes, my darling?

There’s rumours…

What rumours?

The curious fans who are reading your blog… there’s conspiracy theories… that the “pop star” you keep referring to is… Jimin… from BTS…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA….

Well?!

Well what?!?!

ARE you secretly dating JIMIN from BTS whilst you’re also FLIRTING with ME?!?!?!?!?!

(Cackling) Do you know how ridiculous that sounds?!?!?!

WHY AREN’T YOU ANSWERING MY QUESTION?!!? ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT SECRETLY DATING JIMIN?!?!?!

Pretty Boy Jimin?! They think this blog is about Jimin?!?!!?

He’s technically a Millennial… on the younger end…

AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHA….. I can’t take any of this conversation seriously!!!

You still haven’t answered the question!!!

OH. MY. GOD. Maybe you should ask JIMIN?! Because he will say, “I don’t know who the FUCK that woman is?!?!?!” WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!? (Cackling)

Jimin doesn’t swear…

Well, in my FICTIONALIZED blog he does! In MY mind…!

So you’re not dating Jimin. This blog isn’t about Jimin.

(Still laughing) Oh my god… of course not, it’s about you… my SOUL MATE… my HUSBAND… and there’s only ONE of you in this world, on this planet… and YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE… (Giggles)

Poems2No1 isn’t for Jimin?!

(Laughing) HELL NO. Poems2No1 is for YOU!!! Love you!!! (Hug hug kiss kiss)