I feel like that’s a song title.
It’s NOT a song title. I got myself measured…
(Giggles to himself uncontrollably)
It’s not only that…
Oh?
Sometimes it’s 16DD, sometimes it’s 16F.
Oh?! What about 16E?
I don’t know, I didn’t try on a 16E. But I tried on 16DD and 16F. And those were the ones that fit.
Why is there a DD and an F?
I don’t know. My boobs are just like that.
(Chuckles)
Okay it depends… if there is a “push up” type of cushioning, it’s 16DD. If it is just a lacey, no padding type, then I feel more comfortable in 16F. Maybe I could even get away with 16E but I feel more comfortable in 16F.
This is getting really specific…
Yes. Which is why… it’d just be easier if I buy it for me! Nobody else needs to buy it for me!
(Nodding) (Smiling) (Devilish grins)
Also the bottoms… 14 ~ 16 is okay. I guess 16 more comfortably.
(Smiling cheekily)
Are you not APPALLED by those numbers?! Don’t you think it’s too… BIG?!?!?
(Shaking his head excitedly) I LOVE YOUR BODY. If it’s Size 16, it’s Size 16. I LOVE IT.
I’m so embarrassed I might delete this post in 24 hours…
No! Don’t delete it! I want the world to know that I’m in love with a Size 16 woman!!!
Why!??!!?!?!?!
Because!!! YOU’RE SEXY!!!
I was a size… 8 or 10, when you met me.
Doesn’t matter.
I was a size 8~10 when you could lift me in the shower.
(Grinning) I’m going to the gym more, I can definitely still lift you in the shower.
Even at Size 16?!
(Nodding — oddly confidently?!?!?!) I can still lift you, NO. PROBLEM. (Super confident GRINNING) (Licking his lips excitedly)
OMG stop!!!! We’re supposed to DEMURE and CLASSY!!!
Marilyn Monroe was Size 16.
Was she?!
Yes. You’re even sexier than her, to me. (Eyes getting even bigger!!!)
People are going to read this and think you have such a dirty mind, you’re like some perverted, horny guy?!
I’m only perverted for you. I’m only horny for YOU. (Nodding, smiling, licking his lips)
(LOL)… Okay, anyway… I’m gonna try to write… some other topics… I think we’re done with these kinds of topics?
Are we?! (Shaking his head) I think there’s still more to explore… (Devilish grin)
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