Have you seen the David Beckham documentary series?
No. I haven’t seen it…
Well. Go watch it. I think it was on Apple or Netflix or Disney+ one of those cos that’s all that I have… LOL… Not Amazon Prime, I still refuse to get Amazon Prime.
What about this documentary?
Well… he had one of the most distracted soccer games of his entire career — the DAY that Posh Spice told him that she was PREGNANT with his FIRST CHILD.
Ohhhh…kay…… so this is where you’re going with this?
Well… just watch it. See if it resonates? See if that’s… you? Potentially? Do you think? Maybe… it’s gonna… it might even make you break character on stage? It might be too much… information overload… it might cause… some glitches in your brain?!?!?! (Chuckling)
It might cause some glitches in my brain? You’re saying if I’m on tour and I call you on the Barbie phone and you reveal to me, on that Barbie phone, “Honey, I’m pregnant. The doctors confirmed with the blood tests…”
(Nodding) Yes… don’t you think so?
I think that… I’d like to think that I won’t be affected… but many guys around me are very sceptical and EVERYONE is telling me, “YOU DON’T FUCKING KNOW!!!”
(Laughing) Yeah… I think that is the general consensus. Even amongst women. In their knowledge of men. Generally speaking — yeah. It’s gonna cause glitches in your brain. For at least 24 hours… you’ll need to process… it’s a lot of information.
Why did Posh Spice do that to Beckham!??!!?
I don’t know?! You’ll have to ask them!? They explained it a little bit in their documentary… (Laughing)
He had… a lot of people betting on him…
Yes he did. He had a lot on his shoulders. In his career. And she dropped that bomb on him…
(Laughing)
I don’t have it in me to “want” to do that to you… I doubt Posh Spice “wanted” to do that too… it’s just… if we’re being careless… that’s a possibility — if we’re just not seeing each other? Physically?! — Then that’s not going to happen…
I still want to see you. I want to talk to you, face to face.
Okay?! Well then, you can’t kiss me.
I can’t kiss you?
NO. BECAUSE THE KISS WILL LEAD TO MORE KISSING. AND THEN -> BABY!!!
(Bursts out laughing) (ROFLMAO) (Laughing to the point of crying)
(Trying to compose himself)
Okay… no kissing… (Sad eyes emoji face)…
You have to CONTROL YOURSELF. YOU’RE A MILLENNIAL MAN!!!
I know… I know… can I at least hug you?
Yes. You can hug me…
Can I kiss you on the cheek?
(Sigh) Yes you can kiss me on the cheek… on the forehead… you can hold my hand… we’re going to be… chaste… until your World Tour is over, we’re gonna have to be… chaste… and you won’t even need to give me a Barbie phone yet.
You’ll just appear whenever you appear… I’m just living my life… welcoming your presence whenever you are here… spending time together… it’s still an early dating phase… very demure, very classy… no kissing!
(Chuckling to himself a lot about this… constantly… throughout the day…)
You’re not going to appear until you fully wrap your head around this.
Until you’ve got it in your brain — the full and exact game plan.
And even your bros will be like, interrogating you? Almost? Like — “You’re not fucking going to see her until YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF AS A MAN!!!”
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