I’m getting ready for work and I started doing some gentle Gua Sha on myself… is that even the right spelling?
Anyways… I think we’ve already talked about this. You know how much I actually live with Traditional Medicine Chinese techniques in my life. Whether it’s Gua Sha, Cupping, Acupunture…
I don’t like needles. I don’t “scraping” sounds….
Okay… well… how about Cupping?
I haven’t tried it.
Well… think of cupping as a blessing from me. Cupping is a suction method — (making suction noises) — your cupping marks, are hickeys from me.
And then it’s gonna go viral — Toxic Fans: “Is he getting BEAT UP by his SECRET GIRLFRIEND?!?!”
(Laughing, giggles)
Let the cupping suck out the toxins, please.
How often?
I don’t know. That’s between you and your practitioner.

