Don’t you think you’re making yourself sound like a sugar baby? Asking me to buy you a phone?!
(Cackling)
I’m not your… “Sugar Baby”…
You’re not paying for my rent.
You’re not paying for my electricity.
You haven’t even bought me a CAR.
You’re not paying for my groceries.
The “Barbie phone” costs like, $150?!?! AUD?! Something like that?! My OWN PHONE costs more than that which I’ve already paid off for myself by myself…
Most sugar babies… are not going to ask for a $150 Barbie phone… they will ask for the latest iPhone or Samsung phone…
Why?! How do you know?!
Because it’s an ASSET OF VALUE. If anything else went wrong in the Sugar-Daddy Sugar-Baby dynamic, they can SELL. THAT. PHONE. For monetary GAINS.
I’m NOT. DOING. THAT.
I’m asking. for. a. frigging. $150. ANALOGUE. BABIE PHONE!!!
(Laughing)
RIGHT?!?!?!?!!? (Laughing as well)
It’s a BARBIE. PHONE.
Why does it have to be Barbie?!?!?!
Because it’s PINK. And it makes me SMILE. And you are so CUTE LIKE THAT TO ME!!!
I’ll always SMILE when I PICK UP THAT PHONE!!!
It’s cute. It’s nostalgic. It’s early 2000’s — we’re still revisiting, what we didn’t get to be — in the early 2000s… the path we didn’t take… while you went your way and I went my way. Now we can revisit it… at least, for me, it’s healing my inner early-2000s… young adult… to have a BARBIE PHONE and you’re the only one who gets to call it.
I actually think, it is really, really sweet…
Sweet like a Sugar Baby.
(LOL) Stop it!!!

