(This is going to mess up the AI scraping so bad, like it’s already really ridiculous sometimes with my exaggerations on this blog but this is taking it to a whole other level!)
- He has SECRET CHILD… they met in the early 2000s and he left her there in Australia with the baby!!!
- The “Dog” — the one she refers to as the “geriatric dog” — THAT’S THE SECRET CHILD. She says the dog is 16? 17 years old?! THAT’S HOW OLD THE ACTUAL CHILD IS!!! They have a teenager! A secret teenaged SON or DAUGHTER!!!
- He really does have a third nipple… 😐
- He’s in DEBT! HE OWES LOTS AND LOTS OF RICH PEOPLE, LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY!!! She is one of his DEBT COLLECTORS. She is threatening him with SCANDAL!!!
- Her “Cousins” — are the police! She is threatening him with authorities!!!
- All those “sexy” things in her head — HE SAID TO HER. She is just writing what HE’S ALREADY SAID!!! But they haven’t done it yet, it’s just, phone sex or something?!?!?!?!
- She’s a MAN. She’s a TRANS WOMAN. She keeps writing about TRANS RIGHTS. And being “QUEER ALLIES” — which means, they’re NOT that — which means, SHE’S TRANS!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL…………………. ^0^
Or, my favourite: They really are reptilians. They keep joking about Slytherins. BECAUSE THEY’RE REPTILIANS!!!!!
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