You need to fuckin’ give me your laptop one day so that I can fuckin’ do a fuckin’ CYBERSECURITY AUDIT for your fuckin’ laptop cos even in a fuckin’ QUEENSLAND TAFE CERTIFICATE THREE BASIC FOUNDATIONAL COURSE I fuckin’ learned about this shit, my baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laptops. Desktops. Tablets. ALL DEVICES. If you can’t show me face to face — hire someone who CAN DO A PROPER AUDIT.
There’s a lot to go through, and a lot of excel spreadsheets of things to check and tick off… It could take at least a week. Or longer to properly audit ALL. OF. IT.
Even smart watches. Smart — ANYTHING. Gotta be part of the audit.
Not to make you paranoid or anything, my darling… (Giggles)… But it could be pages, and pages, and pages of a report of a proper audit. And then some recommendations of where to go from there…
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