Husband: Mmmm? (Raising eyebrows, super excited and cheeky)
Wifey: (Smiling, shaking her head)… I can’t type it out.
Husband: What?
Wifey: I have the play-by-play of our Angry Sex scene, but I can’t type it out.
Husband: (Wide-eyed) Type it out! TYPE IT. OUT. TYPE IT OUT! TYPE IT OUT!!!
Wifey: No. I can’t. It’s too raunchy for a public blog!
Husband: I need to… READ it…! Type it out!!!
Wifey: No. I really can’t. It needs to be locked up in a vault somewhere. It’s not for anybody else’s minds. Our mutual friends will feel like they need to scratch their eyes out. I am NOT typing it out!!!!
Husband: Oh, I want it so bad… please…. TYPE IT OUT….
Wifey: Babe… all I can say is… I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how our first-born child is conceived. I wouldn’t be surprised if… well… maybe that’s the first time we will… have fireworks? Together? Simultaneously?
Husband: Fireworks? Together? Simultaneously? Like — in sync?
Wifey: Yeah. Maybe. I don’t know, in my mind — it just happened so organically. NO hesitation. It all just… phwoarrrrr~~~~~~
Husband: That was the hottest thing you’ve ever written so far. The whole Sekhmet “argument” thing — I’m still re-reading it every night! (Giggles)
Wifey: Well some things just have to be left for everyone’s individual imaginations because I’m not typing it out. What really happens after that question, after that line. In my mind’s eye — oh yeah, it was hot. It was really, really hot… but… I can’t type it out. (GIggles)… I just can’t!
Husband: (Smirk) I wanna compare notes. I wanna know if my imagination of our “angry sex” was the same as yours…
Wifey: I think so. I don’t think I need to type it out. I think it was…
Husband: Oh yeah, then we definitely have a child that day. There was no time to…
Wifey: Be careful…
Husband: (Bursts out laughing) Yeah. It was too passionate. There was no time to be careful…
Wifey: (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
Husband: Let’s do it again~! While it’s fresh in our minds!!! (Excited, devilish grin)
Wifey: I don’t… I don’t know… if… my body can… do it that many times consecutively?! I don’t know?!?! I might need some electrolytes?!!
Husband: I’ll prepare some electrolytes for us by the bed. We can re-hydrate and then… go again! (Excited)
Wifey: (Giggling and smiling)
Husband: No more PMS?
Wifey: Well if you’re fucking my brains out, yeah, I don’t think my body has the capacity for PMS…
Husband: (Smirk)
Wifey: What?
Husband: I need to make a playlist.
Wifey: Oh? (Laughing) An “angry sex” playlist?!!?!
Husband: (Devilish grin) (Licking his lips)… We’re doing it again, and again, and again in my mind while I make this playlist!
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