What?
If… hypothetically… someone was having a concert, and they brought out a SURPRISE musical guest… what’s your ranking?
(LOL)
What’s so funny?!
I think you KNOW…?!
Yeah but I want YOU to tell me!
TAYLOR MOTHERFUCKING SWIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Bursts out laughing) Okay but other than her. She’s TOO OBVIOUS. Who else?!?!
Hmmm… (Chuckles)… okay, these are in no particular order… just randomly… thinking about it…
Does it have to be relevant to your genre?
No. No relevance. Just say whoever you ACTUALLY like.
Hmm… okay…
- Jewel
- Post Malone
- Adele
- Chappell Roan
- Keshi
- Nora Jones
- Dido
- Alanis Morissette
- Jack Johnson
- Paris Hilton
- Miley and/or Ariana, I guess?!
- Sia
I don’t know… I think that’s it?
(Puzzled)
What?! Why?!
Some of those names are little surprising…
(Chuckles)
Not Mariah Carey?
OH! Yes! I forgot about her. But yes. Sure! Of course!!!
(Chuckles) I think the list is longer but you just forgot which other singers you love at this moment…
Yeah. Well. I’m still playing Taylor Swift on repeat whilst typing out these answers to your question! So yeah. Maybe my mind is a little blank about what other singers I like at the moment. I mean, sure — Usher? Kendrick? I don’t know that many Kendrick songs but it would be cool to see him live?! Eminem? I don’t know! Blink 182? Green Day? Avril?! Pink?! Hmm.. yeah, maybe also them.
OH. BILLIE EILLISH.
How could I forget her?! I’M SEEING HER IN CONCERT THIS YEAR, TOO!
(Giggles)
You are???
Yes! In Brisbane…
(Slow Blinking)
I think… you have work… the dates are clashing… you wouldn’t be able to make it.
What!?!?! How would you KNOW?!?!
I think… you don’t have a Doraemon magical door. You wouldn’t be able to make it. My LOVE — I’ll go enjoy it and post it on Instagram stories for CLOSE FRIENDS. (Cackling)
Okay… anyone ELSE?
Well.. Ice Spice? Black Pink? Rose? Lisa?
You like Rose and Lisa from Black Pink?
Yes! They’re nice girls. I like them. (Nodding)
What about the other members?
I don’t know, do they speak English that well? I don’t even know. I haven’t seen that many interviews. This is a very surface-level understanding that I have of them. It’s more… Met Gala related than anything else?! Probably?! I don’t even know…
Oh. Okay. So you notice a lot of celebrities from the Met Gala…
IT’S THE FASHION SUPER BOWL. Of course I’m going to notice celebrities from MET. GALA.
(Chuckles)
Ice Spice. I like Ice Spice a LOT. Okay, I like her song “Karma” that version with Taylor.
(Chuckles)
So many people complained. But “I” liked it! And I like Ice Spice’s “I don’t really give a fuck about your OPINIONS I’m chillin” kind of attitude. (LOL)
What about Cardi B? Megan Thee Stallion?
I… can’t even think of one song… like, of course, if it comes on the radio, I’ll be like, “Oh yeah it’s THEIR SONG” but right now? I can’t think of any songs… omg… 😐
Your brain. Does not retain. Cardi B or Megan Thee Stallion songs?
(Shrugs shoulders) I guess not!?!?!?!? But I remember Megan Thee Stallion at the Kamala Harris rally?! With the cobalt blue pant suit?! The fashion of it all?! My brain remembers that moment!!!
(BURSTS OUT LAUGHING AND CRYING)
Wait!!!
ED. SHEERAN.
Oh?
Yes!!! Ed Sheeran as a surprise guest! OMG!!!
Katy Perry!!!
See now I’m thinking of who has performed in London for the British Royal Family…
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA….) Does that include Lionel Richie?!
Sure! (LOL) Of course I’d be DELIGHTED if Lionel Richie was a surprise guest at a concert!!! Who wouldn’t?!?!?! He’s super likeable!!!
(LOLOLOLOL)
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