Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Woah. You’ve never titled… a post… by a celebrity’s name?!

(Giggles)

What do you want to talk about in terms of Kylie Jenner…? (Hesitating, just a little)…

I like Kylie Jenner.

(Nodding) You like Kylie Jenner…

Well. I think we would get along.

You think you and Kylie Jenner would get along? (Relaxing now)

She’s a LEO! Of course we’ll get along!

(Shaking his head in disbelief) Jennifer Lopez is a Leo, Madonna is a Leo, are you sure you’re going to get along with them!?

(Shaking that off) It’s a different VIBE… different generations… I know I’m not Gen Z but I do feel that I would get along with Kylie who is a Leo Zillennial. Like in between Millennials and Gen Z. I think that I would get along with Kylie.

You’re a fan girl. You’re a secret fan girl. You’ve made Tik Toks — which you’ve now deleted — unboxing KYLIE COSMETICS, KYLIE SKIN. You’re a fan! You’re a secret fan!!!

NO. I’m not a fan!? I denounced Kardashians when there was too much uproar about… so much shit.. you know?! There was a lot of controversy. Even with Kylie — to be honest I’d love to ask her in person — WHY did she wear THAT NECKLACE!? — But other than that… am I a fan?! I don’t think I’m a fan. Just because I’ve watched every episode of King Kylie, does that make me a fan?!

(Laughing) You’ve watched EVERY episode of the King Kylie series?!

(Googling some facts) It’s not technically a TV show called “King Kylie” — that was her King Kylie era — like Taylor Swift eras — but the TV show was called “Life of Kylie” and there was three seasons.

Are you sure you didn’t just watch three episodes of the one season? I don’t know where you’re getting three seasons from, it’s not here on Google.

Okay. I don’t know where I got “three seasons” from either. Whatever it was. I’ve watched every episode. I’ve definitely watched every episode and I wished the show would continue but then she had her falling out with Jordyn. Who I also think I could be good friends with. I think I’d get along with them. IN MY MIND — we could be great friends!

Okay. Yeah. I don’t actually know these people. Me and my bros… have nothing to do with them! (Laughing)

Well… I think it would be cool to go on a double date with Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalalalalalalamet~~

(Laughing) I DON’T… KNOW… THESE PEOPLE!!! They’re just as much celebrities to me as they are to you! (Laughing)

Okay well anyways! I’m just saying… Gosh… if I ever got invited to a KAR-JENNERS family’s party…?! Oh my god. I would have to confess everything! Like I’ve tried to reach out to Kourtney, to Khloe — THIS IS SO EMBARASSING!

(Laughing) You tried to reach out to Kourtney and Khloe?!

I’m not writing about it on a public blog!

You’re a fan girl. You’re a fan girl of the Kardashian-Jenners. Despite whatever shit you’ve said on Tik Tok — you’re a FAN!

No. Well… maybe… fond observer… not a fan… and maybe… well, I feel, definitely, I would be GREAT FRIENDS with “Gay Man With A Spray Tan” — I DO FEEL THIS. Very distinctly. I’d be great friends with him. We’d get along. We’ll laugh about heaps of things. I’ve FOUGHT FOR THAT MAN ON TIK TOK in the earlier days… I have. And he’s appreciated it. He knows this. I know this.

Really!?!?!?!?

Yes but it was so long ago in terms of Kardashian years. And Tik Tok years… I mean, hundreds of trends ago. Thousands of years, in Tik Tok years.

Wow… an ancient connection…

Yes. Gay Man with a Spray Tan! 🙂

Like are you guys actual Tik Tok mutuals? Instagram mutuals?

No… but I tagged him once, fighting for him. And I did wish him happy birthday on Instagram. So he has always responded nicely to me so far. And that’s why I’m very fond of him. And he’s a Kardashians MEGA FAN… when I stopped following Kardashians though, it’s like I lost touch with a friend… I just kind of… let all that go…

What was the controversy?

Well, now I don’t know if any of it was real. It was a big fuss on social media…

Right… so… you got sucked into the trolling…

Kind of, yeah… I did…

Well, maybe they’ll forgive you one day. Or they don’t even care, they secretly like it. Who knows?! I DON’T KNOW THEM!

(Laughing) Okay. Well. I just felt like… I don’t know, I just felt like writing about it!

Who ARE your Tik Tok mutuals? We don’t get to know.

Really?! I thought people could see it?!

… NO…?!

Well, I haven’t even been on Tik Tok for almost over a month now. Who knows if we’re still mutuals now…?!

• Tess Bohne (Taylor Swift mega fan and live streamer)
• Bretman Rock — at one point in time, not anymore. But he was really nice, he followed me back cos I made content about his Astrology… AS A LEO!
• Perez Hilton — once upon a time. Many Tik Tok accounts ago… I don’t think he would even remember this. I think he was just having fun like Rosie O’Donnell, following everyone back.
• Nyjo Brennen…

Who’s Nyjo Brennen?

He used to be in a boy band or he was aspiring to be or something like that? I’m not even sure… but you can Google him. He’s a nice friend. A genuine one — oddly enough, we barely talk, but I feel like we are genuine friends.

Really?! You just… randomly… add other micro-influencers on Tik Tok and y’all become… “genuine friends” — ?!

Yes. (Nodding) From my personal perspective, yes. I don’t know if that is everyone else’s experience.

(Wide-eyed) Who else?!

Some Witches…

Oh. Some WitchTok friends…

Yes! Of course! (Smiling)