The crowd goes wild. Celebrations galore.
Taiwanese news media, “This is a historic win! A historic win!”
Taiwanese fan cams: Is that… Is that Common Name?! (Zooming in) on stage?! Is that him on stage there with the winning extended family?! On stage there with all the balloons, the band and the music?! Is that… him!? Just standing there smiling and clapping?!?!
That’s so random!! What is he doing there?!?!?!
…
Second wave of victories.
“Another historic win! Democracy won again!”
Taiwanese fan cams: WHAT is COMMON NAME doing on stage with the extended family… AGAIN?!?!?! Why is he there?!!?!? This makes no sense!!! IS HIS WIFE ACTUALLY RELATED TO BOTH OF THESE PRESIDENTS?!?!?!
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ROFLMAO~~~~~
Right?!?!! That’s what they’re gonna say!
THIS IS SO FUNNY!!! (Clenching his beautiful abs in laughter, actually hurting his abs from laughing)
I know…! It’s crazy coincidences!!! And I can’t even logically see now — why would we be there? It’s so far away in the future, if it even happens.
I’m just a random lady who works in retail. I have nothing to do with anything.
Why would we be invited on stage as the extended family? It doesn’t make any sense!
Doesn’t it though? Where are the cousins’ Mum and Dad?
Well… some of them have passed away now…
So you and your brother are around as other family. It makes sense. It makes sense.
Maybe your head just pokes out from a few rows behind on a camera pan of extended family and friends seated. Maybe that is the only tiny snippet.
I don’t know if I’m getting psychic visions or if this is all just delirious imaginations.
(Laughing) Well… Like you said, it’s still far away into the future. I’m wondering if I get to meet any of your cousins now? These few years?
I don’t know, depends…
Depends on what?
Well it depends on their schedules, not yours. Don’t know if any of this aligns. Or, if you meet them in your own way. Like the charity work, it is plausible you’ll meet one of them that way. And then — in the private sector — I’m not sure if you’ll meet the other one that way at this stage. But maybe you’ll have mutual acquaintances. I believe that is also possible. Depends…
Why would we have mutual acquaintances?
I’m not sure. But I just assumed you’d have many acquaintances.
I don’t though. I don’t keep in touch with anyone. I am very anti-social.
Well then… you won’t meet the other cousin. Only when he wants to meet you, then you’ll meet him.
Oh?
Yeah. That’d be the only way. When he wants to meet you, you’ll know.
I wonder how high are their actual chances of winning…
The Formula is there for both of them.
What?!
The political formula is there for both of them. It’s not there for Hilary or Kamala but it’s there for them. It’s there. That’s why they’re both feeling so confident already! (Chuckles)
(Staring. Slow-blinking. Shaking his head!)
(Kiss kiss hug hug squeeze squeeze) (Laughs and giggles)
